So last week I celebrated my 28th birthday with a very uncomfortable hour-long wax and a cossie wedgie...the joys of growing older hey? This year I wanted to do something different and I wanted to pamper myself with a spa day. I have NEVER had a spa day before and I am not too sure … Continue reading MY 28TH BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS


Grab your ugly jumpers and get your "basic bitch" pumpkin latte at the ready because AUTUMN IS FINALLY HERE. It seems I wait all year for autumn, not fussed about spring, summer is only good when there is a pool and it's appropriate to strip in public places and winter just seems to bugga the … Continue reading HELLO PUMPKIN.