If you’re looking for a luxurious yet comforting base to explore Chipping Campden and the surrounding Cotswolds villages, Cotswolds House Hotel & Spa is a truly standout choice. Set right in the heart of Chipping Campden, this award-winning Grade II Regency town house manages to feel both grand and welcoming, blending historic elegance with thoughtful modern touches. From the moment you arrive, there’s an undeniable sense of calm that immediately encourages you to slow down and savour your stay – just what I needed!
We arrived earlier than our official check-in time and were advised that parking is located at the back of the property, close to the spa. It was incredibly easy to find, and we had no trouble securing a space. This already set a positive tone – there’s nothing worse than stressful parking when you’re trying to unwind. To be honest, as it was Autumn, and the Cotswolds is quite the hotspot for many, we did think it would be very busy however, it wasn’t! Walking from the car park toward the hotel, we passed through the beautifully kept gardens, which instantly felt like a hidden sanctuary away from the High Street. There are several seating areas dotted throughout, making it an ideal spot for afternoon drinks, a quiet moment with a book, or simply soaking up the peaceful surroundings with a cup of tea.
As we had booked a spa session, we checked in early and left our bags with reception before heading straight to the spa, which is conveniently located near the car park. The staff were warm, friendly, and efficient, making the process feel seamless and relaxed.We arrived at the spa around 1pm and were pleasantly surprised by how quiet it was. The spa itself is intimate rather than vast, which adds to its charm. It consists of a single, reasonably sized pool,a number of loungers for relaxing, and a sauna room. At spa reception, we were provided with everything we needed – robes, slippers, and towels – and I also noticed additional towels and robes available in the changing rooms.The changing facilities are on the smaller side, with two toilets and limited space to change. I can imagine this could feel slightly cramped during busier periods, but during our visit it was wonderfully calm and quiet, which made the experience feel much more exclusive.The pool temperature was spot on – warm and soothing without being overpowering. There were self-serve facilities for water, tea, and coffee, which was a lovely touch, as well as a spa menu if you wanted to extend your experience further. It felt unhurried and peaceful, exactly what you want from a spa afternoon.
I had booked a back, neck, and shoulder massage, and it was exactly what my tired muscles needed. I was regularly checked on to make sure I was comfortable and happy with the pressure, and I genuinely felt looked after throughout. The massage was deeply relaxing, melting away tension and leaving me feeling completely reset.After our treatments, we returned to the pool area to relax on the loungers until it was time to check into our room – which, surprisingly, came around very quickly. Time really does pass differently when you’re fully relaxed!
Cotswolds House offers 28 individually styled rooms, all varying in shape and size. From snug rooms tucked under the eaves to more luxurious suites, each space has been carefully designed to feel comfortable yet characterful. The décor strikes a perfect balance between classic and contemporary, with understated furnishings lifted by feature bedheads, colourful cushions, and carefully chosen artworks.The main house contains 22 rooms spread across two floors, and it’s worth noting that there are no lifts, so requesting a first-floor room is a good idea if stairs are something you’d prefer to minimise. There are also six garden rooms, some of which feature private hot tubs on their terraces – ideal for a more secluded, indulgent stay.Bathrooms are stocked with Eco-Boutique toiletries, which felt like a lovely, considered detail. Some rooms feature showers only, while others include both baths and showers in different combinations. If you’re booking for the first time, it’s definitely worth calling the hotel to talk through the room options, as they really do vary and offer different advantages. The hotel is also pet-friendly, which is a huge bonus for those travelling with furry companions.
We were checked into a superior room, and the staff kindly guided us up the beautiful spiral staircase. Opening the door, we were greeted by a huge, light-filled room overlooking Chipping Campden High Street. Despite its central location, the room felt peaceful and quiet.The room was extremely spacious and well-equipped, featuring a king-size bed, air conditioning, bathrobes, slippers, a coffee and tea maker, bottled water, desk, hairdryer, iron, mini refrigerator, TV, and wireless internet. The bed itself was exceptionally comfortable – one of those that you sink into and instantly relax.The bathroom was equally impressive: large, elegant, and beautifully decorated, complete with both a bath and shower. It felt luxurious without being over-the-top, and everything was immaculately clean.
That evening, we headed down to Hidcote Brasserie & Grill, and the setting alone is worth a mention. With gorgeous French doors and a stunning interior, it’s a truly beautiful restaurant space that feels both refined and welcoming. The menu focuses on modern British cuisine, executed with care and confidence. We started with freshly baked bread served with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and Marmite butter – an unexpected addition that completely stole the show. It was so good we ordered a second helping. For mains, Josie chose the steak, which was cooked exactly to her liking, while I went for the seafood linguini. The portion was generous, packed with flavour, and beautifully cooked – so much so that I struggled to finish it. We were far too full for dessert, but we couldn’t resist ordering an espresso martini, which was rich, smooth, and absolutely glorious.
After dinner, we made our way to the Chipping Campden Cocktail Bar, which has a darker, moodier atmosphere compared to the restaurant. It felt intimate and stylish, with a really cool vibe that made it the perfect place for a post-dinner drink. The cocktails were excellent, and it was the ideal way to wind down before heading back upstairs.
The next morning, breakfast was served back in the restaurant. We started with the continental spread, which included cereals, fresh fruit, meats, yoghurts, and pastries, before ordering hot dishes. Josie opted for the pancakes, while I chose the vegetarian breakfast. Both were delicious, freshly prepared, and generously portioned, with plenty of refills of tea, coffee, and juice.
Cotswolds House Hotel & Spa is an exceptional choice for anyone wanting to explore the Cotswolds while enjoying a truly relaxing and refined stay. Despite its central location, it feels wonderfully quiet and calm. The décor is elegant, with rich Victorian notes throughout, the spa offers a perfect escape, and the staff go above and beyond to make guests feel genuinely cared for.I very much enjoyed my stay here. Autumn is my favourite season, and this felt like the perfect autumnal escape — though I can easily imagine it being just as special in every season.
If you’re looking for a stylish and comfortable stay in Bath, Hotel Indigo is a fantastic choice. Nestled in a beautiful Georgian terrace just a five-minute walk from Bath Spa train station and moments from the Roman Baths, Thermae Bath Spa, and Bath Abbey, the hotel offers an unbeatable central location. Whether you’re planning a weekend break, a romantic getaway, or a solo retreat, this hotel has everything you need to unwind in one of the UK’s most charming cities.
– First Impressions –
Stepping through the doors of Hotel Indigo Bath, you’re instantly greeted by a harmonious blend of classic Georgian architecture and boutique-style interiors. Think regal chandeliers, original period features, rich fabrics, and local art that celebrates Bath’s literary and cultural history. The check-in experience was seamless – friendly, efficient staff had us sorted in just a few minutes, and we were soon heading up to our room.
The lobby area is full of character and comfort, with a lounge for guests to relax, read or play board games. It feels more like a stylish townhouse than a typical hotel, with cosy corners, plush seating, and thoughtful design touches throughout.
– The Room – Architectural Beauty –
We stayed in one of the ‘Architectural Beauty’ rooms, and wow—it truly lived up to its name. The space is a perfect harmony of historic charm and contemporary luxury, where classic Georgian elegance meets modern boutique sophistication. The room’s palette of deep, moody blues and rich greys is beautifully accented by pops of bright pink and yellow, creating a vibrant yet refined atmosphere. During the day, natural light floods the space, making the velvety textures and antique brass fixtures shimmer softly. Adding to the room’s character, beautiful artwork inspired by Bath’s heritage adorns the walls, giving it a cultured, personal touch.
The king-size bed was massive, plush, and dressed in crisp Egyptian cotton sheets that felt silky against the skin. It was one of the comfiest beds I’ve ever slept in. The mattress had just the right balance of firmness and softness, giving me the best sleep I’ve had in a hotel in a long time.
The room also featured a sleek smart TV with streaming services, high-speed Wi-Fi (which never faltered), and a Nespresso machine complete with a selection of pods, perfect for a mid-morning pick-me-up or an evening treat. Complimentary still and sparkling water, a mini fridge stocked with local drink, and a stylish writing desk added to the sense of thoughtful hospitality.
The bathroom was like stepping into a private spa. Heated floors, rainfall shower, fluffy white towels and Temple Spa toiletries were generously provided, smelling divine and feeling luxurious on the skin.
The large, freestanding bath was incredible! deep and wide enough to truly soak in, with ambient lighting perfect for a relaxing evening soak. I spent a peaceful morning unwinding there, looking out through the window at the charming view of St John The Evangelist’s Church. The bathroom also had a large mirror with flattering lighting, perfect for a little pampering or getting ready for a night out.
Every detail in the room felt carefully curated – from the subtle scent that greeted me when I walked in, to the thoughtful power outlets near the bed for charging devices, to the blackout curtains that ensured the room stayed perfectly dark and peaceful throughout the night. The room felt like home, and I really loved it.
– Dine – We had already booked to go elsewhere for dinner that evening so we never got to try the restaurant sadly, but if you are dining at the hotel, here is what to expect!
The Elder With the expertise and passion of Mike Robinson and Executive Chef Liam Goldstone at the helm, The Elder is set to elevate the hotel’s dining offering to new heights. Experience the magic of The Elder, where you will be treated to a unique dining experience like no other. Step into their hidden speakeasy, tucked away in a historic vault, and indulge in snacks and bespoke cocktails before heading upstairs for a 7-course dinner showcasing the best of British wild food.
Brasserie Beau Alternatively, you can dine in Brasserie Beau, which celebrates the best of Britain. Brasserie Beau adheres to a simple yet powerful ethos: only the finest British ingredients find their way onto the plates. They champion wild food and support small producers, ensuring every dish bursts with flavour. Executive Chef Liam Goldstone and his team orchestrate a symphony of taste, infusing each creation with care and seasonal magic.
Beau offers an escape from the bustling town centre – a sanctuary where you can eat, drink, and unwind. Whether you crave a leisurely brunch, a quality steak, or a classic Sunday lunch, the friendly and knowledgeable team awaits. Let’s not forget the extensive wine list, cocktail bar, and terrace – perfect for a hot Summers day!
We had a few drinks at the bar and enjoyed a couple of pints of beer and an espresso martini, staff are great and very knowledgeable.
– Sleep –
Despite the central location, the hotel was incredibly peaceful. The bed was so comfy I didn’t stir once during the night – and I usually wake up at least twice in hotels. It was pure, uninterrupted bliss. No corridor noise, no outside disruption – just a perfect night’s sleep.
– Breakfast – Breakfast takes place in Brasserie Beau, which is wonderfully decorated and spacious, with hidden little corners if you want a quieter affair. Breakfast was included in our stay and started the day off perfectly. It’s a mix of continental and hot à la carte options. Think freshly baked pastries, seasonal fruit, creamy yoghurt, and granola – plus a full cooked breakfast with top-quality sausages, bacon, and eggs cooked however you like them.
I ordered the Full English Breakfast – Cumberland sausage, smoked streaky and back bacon, braised mushrooms, grilled tomato, hash browns, baked beans, fruit pig black pudding, served with scrambled Cacklebean eggs. It was filling and delicious!
We enjoyed freshly squeezed juices, great coffee, and warm, friendly service. Even if breakfast isn’t included, it’s absolutely worth the extra £24 for the cooked option – I’d happily go back just for that spread.
– Extras & Amenities – Hotel Indigo Bath also has a luxury private gymnasium available for guests (ideal for a quick session), a business hub with meeting space, and a concierge team who are super helpful with local tips. The hotel’s eco-conscious approach is noticeable throughout, with sustainable features and thoughtful touches.
Valet parking is available, though it’s £40 per night – something to factor in if you’re driving. Check-in is from 3:00 p.m., and check-out is at 11:00 a.m. There are 154 individually designed rooms, and if you’re celebrating or travelling as a group, they even have a private townhouse you can book for extra space and privacy.
The hotel is fully smoke-free, and while pets aren’t allowed (except assistance dogs), it’s a peaceful, luxurious spot to stay.
– Final Thoughts – This is by far my favourite Hotel Indigo I have stayed in. Oozing luxury and period interior throughout, the attention to detail and excellent customer service make it a win-win hotel for me. Hotel Indigo Bath really impressed me. It manages to feel special and boutique without being pretentious – and the central location makes it ideal for a Bath city break.
Whether you’re heading to Bath for its spas, rich history, or just a weekend to relax and recharge, this hotel ticks all the boxes. I already want to go back!
I have to be honest – cruises have never really been my thing. For me, the idea of cruising always felt a bit… well, old-fashioned. I pictured cruises as something for a more mature crowd, where you barely get time to explore destinations and are stuck in claustrophobic cabins. So, when Virgin Voyages invited me aboard, I was intrigued. Their marketing promised something different – an energetic vibe, people smiling and dancing the night away, and a younger, fun-loving crowd. I thought, why not? With an open mind and a little scepticism, I decided to give it a shot. After all, this wasn’t just any cruise line; it was Virgin Voyages, one of the most talked-about cruise lines out there!
PLEASE NOTE: THIS WAS AN INVITE; however, my views are my own.
Adults-Only Bliss and All-Inclusive Goodness
One of the biggest selling points for me was that Virgin Voyages is an adults-only cruise – guests must be at least 18 years old. Don’t get me wrong, kids are great, but on holiday, they can be a lot…so this really sold it for me. Another big win? Virgin Voyages follows an all-inclusive model, meaning no hidden fees or surprises. Gratuities, Wi-Fi, food, coffee, tea, soft drinks, and fitness classes are all included. You can add an alcohol package in advance or pay as you go – everything is designed to be easy-going with a “we’ve got you covered” attitude.
We opted for the “Starry Nights in Greece and Croatia” itinerary, a 10-night round-trip sailing from Athens. This cruise was a dream come true, ticking off so many destinations from my bucket list. And the price? Starting at £3,831.24 for two people.
The App: A Lifesaver (Mostly)
Before setting sail, I downloaded the Virgin Voyages app, which turned out to be an absolute lifesaver throughout the trip. The app lets you explore restaurant options, check the entertainment schedule, and receive important updates like excursion reminders. Virgin offers a variety of port excursions called Shore Things, including winery tours, cooking classes, and adventurous boat and kayak expeditions plus more!
But, as with most tech, it wasn’t flawless. We encountered a few technical glitches – slow restaurant bookings, messaging errors, and loading delays. Despite these hiccups, the app was incredibly helpful overall.
Smooth Sailing: embarkation and disembarkation
Embarkation and disembarkation at each destination was seamless. The app notified us when the ship had arrived, embarking times, and whether we needed to book a slot for a charter boat (which is required at some destinations). Booking a day in advance is highly recommended, as slots can fill up quickly. We forgot to book a charter boat for one destination but managed to get on one without much hassle. Virgin also provides free shuttle buses or boats to city centres in most destinations, saving you money on taxis – a thoughtful touch, especially when we saw other cruise passengers haggling for cabs!
Transfers right outside the ship
First Impressions: Jaw-Dropping
Arriving in Athens and seeing the Resilient Lady for the first time was, quite frankly, jaw-dropping- a bit of a surreal moment. I’ve never been near a cruise ship before, and honestly, it was like seeing the Titanic—massive and imposing! The ship can carry up to 2,700 Sailors (guests/passengers) in 1,408 cabins. With over 20 restaurants, numerous bars and lounges, a mega-nightclub, performance spaces, a pool with chic loungers, a giant whirlpool, a karaoke bar, the luxurious Redemption Spa, high-end shops, and even a tattoo parlour—this ship had it all!
Checking in was a breeze. We had selected our check-in time before arriving in Athens, and when we got there, there were no queues in sight. We received wristbands that acted as our identity cards and payment method, making it super easy to check in and out of the cruise and pay for drinks. The staff welcomed us with warm smiles, and our bags were already in our room by the time we got there—now that’s first-class service! Although we only caught the tail end of the arrival party, I recommend heading straight to the top deck when you board to join the fun and grab a glass of bubbly.
One of the lounges where you can play boardgamesThe Dock house LoungeThe WakeLounge area The Main PoolTop Deck
Accessibility: Thoughtfully Designed for Everyone
One thing that really stood out to me was how thoughtfully designed the Resilient Lady is when it comes to accessibility. Every floor had accessible toilets, making it easy to find facilities wherever you were on the ship. The elevators were abundant, ensuring that guests with mobility needs could navigate the ship without any issues. From the pool areas to the lounges, everything felt inclusive and accessible.
Top Deck: Fun in the Sun and More
The top deck was a paradise of activities and relaxation. There were two swimming pools—one large pool with a bar and a smaller, more intimate pool also with its own bar, making it easy to grab a drink while you lounged. And if you’re a fan of soaking in a hot tub, you’re in luck – there were several Jacuzzis scattered around the deck, perfect for unwinding with a view of the open sea.
For those who like to stay active, the top deck featured a running track and a basketball court, so you can keep up with your fitness routine even while on vacation. There were also fun activities like seesaws, ball games and various lounge areas throughout the ship, offering plenty of spots to relax, socialise, or just take in the stunning views.
The Second pool (Smaller with jacuzzis)The Main PoolVarious fitness activities on the top deckSalad bowls – Plenty of healthy options on board!Gym and Fitness CentreSunset taken on the top deck
The Room: Cosy and Functional
As we wandered around the ship, we were in awe of its sheer size. We found our floor and accessed it via one of the many elevators (the ship is very accessible with plenty of elevators and stairs). When we opened the door to our Sea Terrace room, we were greeted with a spotless space complete with a balcony and a cosy hammock. Everything was neatly arranged—towels, information booklets, mini fridge, fresh water, and a tablet to control the room’s lights, blinds, TV, and more. There was ample storage for our clothes and toiletries, making the room very comfortable for two people. The bathroom was compact, as you’d expect on a cruise, but it was functional and well-designed for our needs. The balcony quickly became our favourite spot, where we enjoyed many sunsets and breakfasts.
Room service was available, and an electronic system outside the door allowed us to request room cleaning. Additional services like laundry and “Ship Eats” were offered, though they came at an extra cost. Unfortunately, we had a minor hiccup with “Ship Eats.” Some menu items were missing, and the quality wasn’t great. However, the issue was resolved within 10 minutes of reporting it, so we were satisfied with the quick response.
As a British gal, my only complaint was the lack of in-room tea-making facilities. I do love my tea, and while you can get as much as you like from The Galley (which I certainly did—about seven cups a day!) it would have been nice to have a kettle in the room. But I understand that Virgin wants you to get out and explore the ship.
Now, the most common question that flooded my inbox was: Can you hear the sea at night? And can you feel the boat rock? It wasn’t until the second night, during a storm, that I felt the ship rock a little, which made me slightly dizzy for about 30 minutes. But other than that, I didn’t hear or feel a thing—unless, of course, you leave the balcony door open (which I strongly advise against!). Overall, my sleep was peaceful every night.
Restaurants: The Choice Is Yours!
When it comes to dining on Virgin Voyages’ Resilient Lady, you’re truly spoiled for choice. With 20 dining options onboard—all included in your ticket price—you’ll never have to worry about extra costs piling up. It’s all covered! You can even revisit your favorite eateries as many times as you like, thanks to Virgin’s refreshingly laid-back booking system. We met a few seasoned cruise-goers who couldn’t stop praising the flexibility Virgin offers, especially compared to other cruise lines that often impose restrictions on restaurant bookings.
As for my personal favorites, I couldn’t get enough of Pink Agave, Test Kitchen, The Wake, and Gunbae. Each offered a unique culinary experience that kept us coming back for more.
Test Kitchen – Fine DiningTest Kitchen – Fine DiningTest Kitchen – Fine DiningTest Kitchen – Fine Dining
I recommend booking your dining spots as soon as possible since they do tend to fill up quickly. The food quality and variety onboard were nothing short of impressive. Whether you’re in the mood for Italian, Japanese, Mexican, or something entirely different, there’s always something new and delicious to discover. The ice cream parlor was a real treat, especially on those warm, sunny days at sea. I was particularly smitten with the Butter Pecan—a must-try!
Lick me Till Ice cream – They do provide vegan options!Lick me Till Ice cream
For breakfast, The Galley became our go-to spot. It’s the perfect place to start your day, and we couldn’t get enough of their fluffy pancakes and mouth-watering breakfast burrito. The variety of options at The Galley is extensive, and because it’s open all day, you can pop in whenever hunger strikes. It was a bit surreal to just help yourself to whatever you wanted without ever reaching for your credit card, but that’s one of the many joys of this cruise—no hidden costs to worry about.
The Galley – TacosThe Galley – Breakfast BurritoThe Galley – Diner & DashThe Galley – SushiThe Galley – Variety of Cakes and pastries availableThe Galley – Variety of Cakes and pastries available
And here’s something you’ll appreciate: No Buffet Lines! That’s right—there are no buffet restaurants onboard Virgin Voyages ships. Instead, food is prepared fresh and to order at each food station. You won’t find any extra-cost specialty dining venues on Resilient Lady either—they’re all special, and they’re all included in the price. Virgin Voyages has done away with the typical cruising clichés, but rest assured, with so many fabulous eateries on the ship, you’ll never go hungry.
Extra Virgin – Italian RestaurantExtra Virgin – Italian RestaurantExtra Virgin – Italian Restaurant
If you’re looking for a cool spot to hang out during the day or in the evening, the Social Club is where it’s at. With bar games, indoor shuffleboard, quizzes, and more, it’s the perfect place to relax and have some fun. And let’s not forget the snacks—hotdogs, pretzels, sweets, shakes, popcorn – you name it! You can stuff your face 24 hours a day if your mood (or appetite) can take it. While restaurants have set dining times, The Galley and “Ship Eats” (room service) are available 24/7. Order as much food as you want, whenever you want. Just keep in mind that Test Kitchen does have a set menu.
Gunbae – Korean BBQ!Gunbae – Korean BBQ!Razzle Dazzle – Great vegan options!Razzle Dazzle
Vegetarians and vegans, rejoice! While most of the restaurant menus have clearly marked options for you, Resilient Lady’s dedicated Vegan/Vegetarian restaurant, Razzle Dazzle, takes plant-based dining to the next level. With an exciting and innovative menu, it’s a treat for everyone—even the carnivores in your group will find something to love!
Bars: Where Do You Start?!
Virgin Voyages takes a different approach when it comes to drink packages. Instead of the traditional all-you-can-drink packages found on many other cruise lines, they offer “Bar Tabs.” This system allows you to preload a set amount of money onto your tab, which you can use at any of the bars during your trip. Just keep in mind that the Bar Tab is specifically for alcoholic drinks—you won’t be able to use it for coffee, water, or sodas.
The Dock HouseThe Dock HouseSIPOn the RocksThe ManorThe Manor
The essentials, like filtered still and sparkling water, sodas, teas, and drip coffee, are included in your fare, so you won’t need to worry about those. You can easily keep track of your spending via the Virgin Voyages app. If you’re in the mood for something more premium, barista-made coffees, fresh juices, specialty cocktails, premium beers, and top-shelf spirits like Ketel One, Hendrick’s, Patrón Silver, and of course, Moët, are available at an extra cost.
With so many bars on board, there’s something to suit every taste. SIP, the champagne bar, and The Manor are standouts, but my personal favorite has to be The Dock House. The cocktails there were incredible, and we loved the lively atmosphere, especially when they had live music or karaoke nights. Another hidden gem for cocktail lovers is the Red Bar in Razzle Dazzle. Tucked away inside the restaurant, it offers unusual but very cool cocktails that we thoroughly enjoyed.
As for coffee, while you can get free coffee throughout the cruise, if you’re after something a bit more special, I highly recommend Grounds Club. They make a fantastic flat white, and the pastries are absolutely delicious too!
Entertainment: No Boredom Here!
Whether you’re an early bird or a night owl, Virgin Voyages has entertainment options that will blow your mind. From epic pool parties and live music to jaw-dropping shows and immersive experiences, there was never a dull moment on board. I was particularly impressed by the quality and variety of performances—each one was nothing short of spectacular. The Red Room is the ship’s entertainment hub, hosting everything from Broadway-style productions to intimate live music sessions. The Miss Behave Show, a hilarious and interactive sing-along game show, was a definite highlight. The acrobats and dancers who took centre stage were mesmerizing, and even a round of bingo was unexpectedly thrilling!
Miss Behave Showkaraoke roomsBINGO!The Social ClubMagic showThe Casino
One of the standout experiences was Scarlet Night, Virgin’s signature event where everyone dresses in red, and the ship transforms into a pulsating sea of crimson. It’s the kind of night where you leave your inhibitions behind and immerse yourself in the vibrant energy—it’s an absolute blast!
And if dancing the night away isn’t your thing, there’s no shortage of other activities. From invigorating fitness classes to unwinding in the luxurious Redemption Spa, where you can treat yourself to a massage or facial, there’s something for everyone. The ship also features a range of high-end shopping options, with designer brands like Chanel, Marc Jacobs, and Rolex as well as high street brands such as Sephora. There was also a shop for essentials such as sun cream, medical products, merchandise and more. If you’re already thinking ahead, you can even book your next cruise right on board. Their Virgin Voyage shop offers enticing incentives such as discounts on future voyages and onboard credit—a fantastic way to keep the excitement going and ensure you come back for more!
Tattoo ParlourThe SpaSauna at The SpaLuxury Goods
If you’re in the mood for something more unique, you can even get a tattoo at the onboard tattoo parlour or spruce up at the barbers, hairdressers, or salon. Virgin really has thought of everything!
For those who enjoy a bit of gambling, the casino is a cool spot to test your luck – I was thrilled when I instantly won $100 with just one press of a button. Maybe it was just my lucky night! The casino is also where you’ll find the entrance to The Manor – the nightclub with that iconic disco-tech crystal backdrop where everyone snaps a picture. On the first night, I was worried about getting a photo there, but don’t fret – there’s plenty of time to grab that perfect shot when it’s quieter. The Manor itself is a fantastic club where we spent a couple of nights dancing our shoes off – literally! One night, my shoe somehow flew to the other side of the dance floor! Oh, and don’t miss out on their wicked espresso martinis—they’re a must-try!
Shore Things: Adventures Ashore
Our itinerary took us to some incredible destinations, each with its own unique charm. We explored ancient ruins, lounged on beautiful beaches, and soaked in the vibrant local cultures. Virgin Voyages offers a wide range of shore excursions, aptly named Shore Things, which can be conveniently booked in advance through the app. Whether you’re into adrenaline-pumping ATV rides, scenic boat tours, or cultural experiences like wine tasting and cooking classes, there’s a Shore Thing to match every interest.
What I appreciated most was how easy Virgin made it to explore on our own as well. The ship often docks close to major attractions, and there are shuttle services available if needed. This approach struck the perfect balance between guided exploration and independent adventure.
Who Is This Cruise For?
This cruise experience really depends on the destination. We made friends with a group from Manchester who had previously sailed with Virgin in Miami and noted that the crowd there was younger. On our cruise, the demographic was mixed – young professional couples, groups in their mid-40s, and mature guests looking for a relaxing getaway all found their place. The ship caters to everyone, with lively bars for those who want to party and sophisticated champagne lounges for those who prefer a quieter vibe. We even saw some older guests partying harder than we did!
Is It Value for Money?
When you consider that you’re visiting 10 incredible destinations and enjoying top-notch service, the price feels like a steal. Some might argue that the time at each destination is short, but I found it more than sufficient. As we disembarked for the last time, I couldn’t believe the value for money. One of the destinations we visited was £1000 just for one day! Another destination was £900, so I believe we got incredible value for money – Virgin really nailed it, possibly even being a bit too generous.
Final Thoughts
After 10 unforgettable nights aboard Resilient Lady, would I cruise again? Absolutely! Virgin Voyages shattered my preconceived notions of cruising, offering an experience that was vibrant, thrilling, and just plain fun. The service was exceptional, the food was delicious, and the entertainment was top-notch. I particularly loved the all-inclusive model, which made everything feel seamless and stress-free.
If you’ve been hesitant about cruising or are seeking a contemporary, adult-focused escape, Virgin Voyages is the answer. This isn’t just a cruise; it’s an unparalleled adventure at sea that promises to create unforgettable memories. With its vibrant atmosphere, top-notch service, and diverse range of experiences, you’ll find yourself immersed in a journey that goes beyond your wildest expectations. Virgin Voyages redefines cruising with a fresh, exhilarating approach that makes every moment count. Trust me, you’ll be counting the days until your next voyage – because once you’ve experienced this, there’s no going back!
Wine Policy: You’re welcome to bring two 750ml bottles of wine per cabin in your carry-on luggage. Spirits and beer aren’t allowed. Enjoy the wine in your cabin to avoid a $25 corkage fee if you take it elsewhere on the ship BTW your cabin should have a bottle opener ready for use.
Scarlet Night: Virgin Voyages skips the formal nights. Instead, embrace the vibrant Scarlet Night, where red is the theme and the ship transforms into a sea of crimson. While there’s no strict dress code, expect some guests to bring their A-game fashion-wise – GO ALL OUT!
Dress Code Freedom: Forget about formal dress codes—Virgin Voyages is all about relaxed elegance. Feel free to dress up or down as you please, with no set expectations.
Drink Packages: Consider opting for one of the drink packages. They’re designed to save you money and enhance your experience. It’s a great way to enjoy your favorite beverages without a second thought.
Tender Bookings: Book your tenders early—they can fill up fast. If you’ve booked a Shore Thing (excursion), you’re guaranteed a spot. Otherwise, use the app to secure your place or visit Sailor Services for last-minute availability.
Scarlet Night Tip: Engage with the crew! Each member has a unique role and may invite you to exclusive events and performances. Just bring your party spirit and be ready for some fun!
Dining Recommendations: While The Galley is open late and offers a great variety of food, I highly recommend booking reservations at the specialty restaurants for even more delectable options. You can book as many restaurants as you like and cancel if your plans change.
Nestled on the iconic Chapel Street, adorned with its historic half-timbered buildings, right at the heart of town, Hotel Indigo stands as a beacon of charm and elegance. Situated opposite New Place, the former residence of William Shakespeare himself, and just a stone’s throw away from the renowned Royal Shakespeare Theatres, this hotel offers not just accommodation, but a fantastic experience in the rich history of Stratford-upon-Avon. Right in the heart of the town, you’ll find a buzzing array of attractions to be explored, fantastic restaurants offering top cuisine, and picturesque sights to be admired.
Previously known as the Falcon Hotel, this architectural gem has been an integral part of the Stratford-upon-Avon landscape for centuries. Following meticulous restoration, the hotel now exudes a timeless allure, welcoming guests with a grand entranceway, expansive halls, a cosy bar, gym, and a lounge perfect for unwinding after a day of exploration. Stepping into the lobby, one cannot miss the enticing aromas wafting from The Woodsman restaurant, nestled within the same building, renowned for its British cuisine crafted from sustainable produce, earning its spot in the Michelin Guide.
Arriving via train, we found the hotel conveniently situated within walking distance from the station, making it an ideal choice for those keen on making the most of their time in Stratford. There is limited car parking on-site for hotel guests and is charged at £12.50 per car per night. Spaces are available on a first come first served basis and cannot be pre-booked. Check-in was a breeze at the welcoming reception area, featuring a cosy lounge overlooking the picturesque garden terrace, promising delightful moments, especially during the summer months.
Our standard double room, reachable by elevator or stairs, welcomed us with modern decor touched with a hint of tradition, giving off holiday vibes reminiscent of St. Ives. Sparkling clean and invitingly cosy, the room had all the necessary amenities: a Nespresso machine, a mini-fridge, and a 40-inch flat-screen TV, ensuring a comfortable stay. The bathroom, perfectly sized and stocked with fluffy towels and toiletries, added to the overall feeling of luxury. I had a lovely dip in the tub later on in the evening and it was lovely and relaxing. There was also a great view from our bedroom of the Woodsman garden terrace that was lovely to look out at. We popped out for a little walk and returned to a lovely welcome message and a bottle of prosecco which I thought was a really lovely touch. We then unpacked, had showers then we got ready for lunch at the Woodsman.
THE WOODSMAN
We headed down to lunch at The Woodsman restaurant that is in the same building as Hotel Indigo. The Woodsman restaurant and bar is the brainchild of celebrated restaurateur Mike Robinson. Offering a mouth-watering menu featuring delicious British and sustainable dishes, Executive Chef Greg Newman passion for locally-sourced ingredients shines through. With a commitment to sustainability and seasonality.
At the heart of the restaurant is a bustling wood-fired oven and charcoal grill, where guests can watch skilled chefs whip up dishes showcasing British deer, wild boar, beef, and Hebridean lamb – all sourced from farms known for their ethical practices. We booked in for their delightful three-course menu, and enjoyed everything from poached chalk stream trout to 36-hour braised short rib of Westcountry beef, and my god, their gorgeous signature dirty mash…out of this world! It was a truly spectacular dining experience that I can’t help but recommend to anyone looking for exceptional food in Stratford-upon-Avon and when you come to stay at Hotel Indigo make sure to book in!
Once we finished our meal, we enjoyed a trip to the Butterfly farm and a wonder round the shops, followed by an evening spent at the nearby Everyman cinema. I really love Stratford, its filled with plenty of attractions and wonderful Independents for many to explore. Whether it’s indulging in a divine hot chocolate from Honey Blue, enjoying exquisite cocktails at Cafe Cocktail, or relishing in fine dining perfection at Salt, the options are endless. And don’t even get me started on the things to do here – boat rides on the Avon, Shakespeare plays at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, or a visit to Anne Hathaway’s Cottage. Spoilt for choice, it’s definitely one of the best spots for a quick Midlands getaway.
The following morning refreshed and rejuvenated, we indulged in a delightful breakfast spread served in the inviting dining room from 7am. A buffet-style breakfast was served from freshly baked pastries, vibrant fruits and cereals. The buffet-style setup allowed for leisurely exploration. What truly impressed us was the hot food menu, offering an elevated dining experience beyond the typical hotel breakfast fare. From perfectly poached eggs in eggs benedict to the hearty goodness of a full English breakfast, we really enjoyed it. The attentive staff ensured that our tea and coffee was topped up throughout and the breakfast experience surpassed our expectations, leaving us thoroughly satisfied and eager to return for more.
Our stay at Hotel Indigo was nothing short of exceptional. With its prime location, meticulous attention to detail, and unparalleled standard of service, it offers a quintessential Stratford-upon-Avon experience. Priced from £100 per night, the rooms are a testament to excellent value, ensuring a memorable stay characterised by luxury and comfort. Whether exploring the town’s historic sites or indulging in culinary delights at The Woodsman, Hotel Indigo offers a haven of sophistication and hospitality, making it a top choice for everyone!
When someone mentions a spa break to me, I automatically get this weird feeling of dread overwhelming me. I don’t know if it’s because I am getting older, but it takes way too long to fit into my swimming costume, and it’s a full-time job maintaining my lady bits that I just think I can’t be bothered. However, I have been eyeing up the Malvern Spa Hotel for quite some time now, and in the past year or so, working for myself like an absolute maniac has caught up with me, and I just need a break. So when they asked me to review their spa break, I absolutely jumped at it.
I have to disclose this was gifted; however, my views are my own.
When the hustle and bustle of daily life start taking its toll, there’s nothing quite like a spa retreat to restore your sense of balance and tranquillity. Nestled in the heart of the picturesque Malvern Hills, The Malvern Spa beckons with promises of relaxation and rejuvenation. I recently had the pleasure of experiencing their Deluxe Stay package priced at £357, which includes spa access, a 60-minute treatment, £30 per person towards dinner, breakfast, and an overnight stay in their executive room.
Upon arriving at The Malvern, the check-in process was a breeze. Within minutes, I found myself in the ladies’ changing room, trying to squeeze into my swimming costume. I was equipped with a free spa robe and comfy slippers. After a 10-minute struggle with my Boohoo swimsuit, I was ready to experience the Malvern Spa!
As I entered the spa, I couldn’t believe how quiet it was! There were quite a few people in there, all spaced out, and it was just so peaceful. The highlight of The Malvern’s offerings was undoubtedly its spa facilities. You had the outdoor pool that transported you to a holiday-like setting, seamlessly connected to an indoor hydrotherapy pool for those seeking a more sheltered swim. However, one of the most memorable moments was reserving a spa pod. These secluded retreats were equipped with built-in speakers, offering an added layer of privacy and comfort. Ordering beverages, including tea, coffee, and cocktails, directly from our pod or sunbed enhanced the overall experience. The weather wasn’t the best, so it was great to take shelter there, and the staff also presented us with fresh fruit and coffee, which was lovely!
The spa boasted a range of facilities, including a crystal steam room, salt grotto, herb sauna, and kelo sauna. We enjoyed all of these, and it was great to see a completely spotless spa! Impeccable cleanliness throughout; the staff were diligent in maintaining a spotless environment, which some previous spa days I’ve been to lacked.
After a few hours of relaxation, we headed down for our treatments. Our choice of treatments was nothing short of sensational. I opted for the Elemis Full Body Massage and the Biotec 2.0 Cryo2 Sculpt Facial. The massage was a blissful experience, melting away tension and leaving me feeling utterly relaxed. The facial, on the other hand, left me feeling like a brand new person. Not going to lie, when I had weird vibrations and freezing cold suction thingamabobs on my face, I thought, “What the hell have I done?” Suddenly, I had flashing images of that TV show “Botched,” but luckily, the lady who was doing the treatment was supportive and gave me confidence that I was in good hands. It was as if the stresses of the world had been gently lifted from my shoulders. I never felt so fresh in my life, and when I greeted my partner, he couldn’t believe how much of a difference the facial made to my skin! I even took a glimpse of myself in the mirror later on and thought, “Who is that good-looking chick? Oh, it’s me!”
After our spa indulgence, we retired to one of The Malvern’s Executive Rooms. These spacious sanctuaries boasted modern amenities and a surprise highlight: a television in the bathroom! The bed was comfy, there was plenty of space, and the tea and coffee facilities were spot on; we just couldn’t find anything wrong with the room. A soothing shower later, we descended to the Grovewood restaurant for dinner. The Grovewood restaurant offered a great variety of dishes from Crispy Gnocchi to the Don Buri, and we really enjoyed our meal here. We paired some of our food with one of the manager’s signature cocktails, which was gorgeous! After a few cocktails, we started to get tired, so we went up for an early night.
A peaceful night’s sleep later, we awoke to an early morning dip in the pool. The sun’s warm embrace on the water felt like a mini-vacation in itself; it honestly felt like I was on holiday. Following our swim, we headed to breakfast, where we were treated to an array of options, including kippers and a full English breakfast. A nice, light breakfast to start our day, and my favourite dish was the kippers, very tasty! It was a lovely ending to our spa break.
As we packed our bags and checked out, I started to feel a bit gutted we was leaving. The experience had passed far too quickly, and it felt like the rejuvenating break I had longed for. My stay at The Malvern Spa was a refreshing escape from the demands of everyday life. The outstanding spa facilities, delightful dining, and attentive service left me feeling rejuvenated and stress-free. If you’re seeking a soul-nourishing escape that leaves you feeling like a new person, I wholeheartedly recommend The Malvern Spa’s Deluxe Stay package. Starting at £357 for one night, based on two people sharing a twin or double Executive Room, it’s an investment in your well-being that’s well worth every penny.
The question I’m frequently asked is, “How do you manage food blogging while dealing with the challenges of IBS?” Being a food blogger with IBS is undoubtedly a tough journey – Actually, just having IBS, in general, is bloody hard. The number of bathrooms I have shitted up and the amount of bog rolls I have gone through, especially in Lockdown. To be honest, you could say I was the one to blame for the shortage. Yes, it’s tough, but over time, I’ve learned to embrace this aspect of my life. Strangely, embracing my pesky arse has brought me a sense of empowerment and significantly improved my experience with IBS. Surprisingly, opening up about my condition has led to a reduction in my IBS episodes. Throughout the years, I’ve developed practical strategies that have helped me navigate dining out and other social situations while managing my IBS symptoms.
EMBRACE IT
Sharing my IBS journey transparently on my blog has initiated numerous conversations about the condition. I’ve realised that IBS is not an oddity; it’s a shared experience. Many people have this condition! Previously, I felt isolated as a young person who often had to make excuses to avoid social events due to IBS-related anxieties. I felt embarrassed and a constant let down to my friends and family. However, breaking the silence one day revealed that many of my friends also had IBS – “I have IBS too!” It wasn’t just one person out of six; it was six out of six people who have IBS! Through this honesty and talking about it openly, I’ve cultivated a community where discussing IBS is normal and even humorous. Come on, shit is hilarious – don’t get me started on the farting fits! This shift in perspective has transformed social interactions from anxiety-inducing moments to enjoyable and comfortable experiences. The fear of judgment or embarrassment has disappeared, allowing me to truly be myself. I don’t feel like I can’t talk about IBS openly anymore. Having a bit of fun with it puts me at ease and boosts my self-esteem. We should all feel free to talk about this and never made to feel embarrassed.
ALWAYS BE PREPARED
IBS symptoms can strike unexpectedly. Keep a small kit with spare clothing, wipes, and perfume. This preparation can provide peace of mind, and 9 times out of 10, I don’t need this. The 1% is when I do need it after overdosing on 10 pornstar martinis, which are bloody lethal, Jesus, I had a sore arse for a week. STAY AWAY FROM PORNSTAR MARTINIS!
KNOW WHERE YOUR TOILETSARE!
For some reason, I have this weird thing about not being able to find a toilet (still have it now) I have it in my head a lot that not every restaurant and bar has a toilet. Remember that establishments are required by law to provide restroom facilities, so wherever you go, there will be a toilet with a lock and, hopefully, a toilet brush. Fear of not finding a restroom in unfamiliar places can trigger anxiety, so a quick Google search can instantly reduce my anxiety before visiting
BE MORE MINDFUL
Prioritizing foods that are gentle on the digestive system is crucial. While I’m tempted by sugary delights for content, I’ve learned to listen to my body. Ignoring its signals can lead to regrettable outcomes! If your belly says no, then listen to it! Don’t push it, or you’ll end up crapping yourself in a car on the way home.
COFEE OVERLOAD
While caffeine might not be the best choice for everyone with IBS, some find it helpful, like me in the mornings. A morning coffee can aid in flushing out toxins and help kickstart my day. I feel that when I have one in the morning, it clears me out and I go out feeling like I’m done for the day, so I can relax when I go out for food.
EXERCISE
Regular exercise has been shown to reduce stress and improve overall well-being. The only exercise I was getting was the run to the toilet. I believe stress is a big part of IBS. Stress before an interview? I poop. Stress before meeting someone new? I poop. Stress from watching Mom fry an egg and cover it in grease? I scream and poop at the same time. I started taking myself out of stressful situations and just closing my eyes and breathing. It helps a lot. Also, I started doing daily exercise, which has helped a lot in reducing stress.
PLAN YOUR MEALS
Planning meals earlier in the day before evening events has been a game-changer. Instead of overloading my system, I opt for frequent, small meals during the day and a more substantial meal in the evening. This strategy ensures that I’m comfortable and symptom-free during food-related events.
FASHION BABY!
Sometimes what you wear can trigger your IBS. Yes, that’s right! The relief I feel putting on just a pair of shorts under a dress is orgasmic – yes, that’s bloody hot to me! I find that when I wear tight and short clothing, I feel uncomfortable, and that stresses me out, leading to what feels like a pair of dolphins in my stomach doing backflips – then it’s the emergency run to the toilet. Wear what makes you comfortable; it helps a lot.
RELAX
One time, I was in a car on the way to Stratford-upon-Avon, stuck in traffic, and then it hit me – “God, I need to use the toilet” I started sweating, then I began to panic. I decided to sway back and forth, and suddenly, I started to feel less stressed, and the sweat dried up! I found that swaying back and forth helps me destress and relax. STRESS is the biggest cause of IBS. Sometimes it’s not even about needing to use the restroom; it’s just a mad farting session you need instead! I’ve also heard of other destress techniques. For instance, my friend has a clicker that she keeps pressing when she is feeling stressed or calming music helps.
IF YOU NEED TO GO, GO! DON’T DELAY!
I’ve noticed that if I delay going to the toilet, it’s worse for me. But when I simply go – it’s insane how many people say to me, “Oh no, I would never go to the toilet at a club!” Mate, I’ve been for a poo in a nightclub. I’ve had poo in a 2-Star Michelin restaurant, and I’ve even had a poo in a judge’s courtroom. If I need to go, I’m going to go! No matter where it is, as long as there are four walls and a roll of toilet paper, I AM GOING! Actually, to be honest, I have also had a poo in Sutton Park so I guess I don’t need four walls just a good bush and a couple of leaves.
Incorporating self-awareness, preparation, and adaptation has truly been the secret sauce in making my food blogging adventure with IBS a tad smoother. The key is to embrace your body’s quirks, tossing away any shame, and treating yourself to some top-notch self-care. By doing so, you’ll find life with IBS a little bit easier for you. Let’s face it, sometimes you just need to stand up and declare, “You know what? I’ve got IBS, and I’m fabulous!” It’s high time we normalised this because guess what? It’s a bloody ballache and anyone who has IBS needs a bloody medal!
If you’re ever up for a chat, a laugh, or just want to swap stories about the wildest bathroom locations, or the number of kids you had to push out the way to get to the toilet (Yes I knocked a kid flying on a Ryanair flight once, because I was literally going to shit myself) my inbox is always open for those who want to talk.
Remember babs, don’t ever feel like you can’t talk, there are plenty of IBS communities out there who understand the ins and outs of IBS. If you shit, I SHIT, and we are in this shit together!
Who knows why I’m doing this? Maybe it’s because I find solace in pouring out my thoughts on a WordPress blog, or perhaps I crave validation and answers from others. This won’t be an easy topic to discuss, especially since I feel completely clueless about what’s going on. Oh, bloody hell, this is going to be a disaster, isn’t it? I’m already feeling self-conscious, nervously scratching my chin as I type, picking biscuit crumbs out of my laptop keys. But let’s dive in.
Over the past two months, I’ve been on an emotional rollercoaster. Most of the time, I’m on cloud nine—filled with happiness, motivation, and inspiration. It’s as if my entire being is floating in mid-air, invisible to the world. It’s strange, but I quite enjoy it. Then there are those days when a sense of dread consumes me. Is this the life I truly want? Am I on the right path? I question everything, from my job to the very city I live in. Sometimes, I wish to escape, and the only culprit I can pinpoint is the harsh reality of growing up.
You see, if you know me, I can be quite childish. I’m outspoken and unfiltered, and my inner child shines through. Bills, self-reflection in the mirror, discussions about having children—those are the things I tend to avoid. I don’t want to face them. Of course, bills must be paid, but the idea of being tied down, having kids, and witnessing my body change terrifies me.
Who scrutinizes their body every day? I barely glance at mine every three months, and even then, I try to avoid eye contact while applying makeup. Is that normal? I’m not sure. Watching videos of myself is a struggle, and sometimes, even looking at pictures is painful. I can vividly see the changes in myself over the past ten years. I struggle to accept that everyone grows up and that eternal youth is just a myth. The problem arises when you neglect yourself for too long, and the shock hits you as it did for me the other night—wide hips, heavy breasts, forehead wrinkles—when did all this happen? And then because I’m bloody weird, maybe I can make some money from this ever-changing body on OnlyFans? Of course, cracking jokes and using comedy as a shield is my go-to defence mechanism when I’m feeling fragile. Laughter has a magical way of temporarily easing the pain and worries. but hey, those tits though, pretty chuffed with those.
If it’s not body image issues, it’s the constant emotional thunderstorm inside my head. Countless questions swirl around, but answers seem elusive, or maybe I’m not asking the right ones. The main question that plagues me is: Am I genuinely happy? The answer changes daily. I do love my life—I actually have a great life. I’m surrounded by a loving family, supportive partner and wonderful friends, I have a thriving career and my own business. I even have a dog now! Financially, things are stable. So, why do I wake up on certain days wanting to close my eyes and wish it all away? I’ve battled depression before, and back then, I had what seemed like valid reasons to feel depressed. But then again, is there ever a right or wrong reason? Am I slipping back into depression? I can’t tell.
Another issue that weighs heavily on my mind is the concept of mortality, particularly as I grow older. It hits me on a deeply emotional level, especially when it concerns my parents. My dad’s heart issues and my mom’s mobility challenges serve as constant reminders of our mortality. I hold cherished memories of family vacations, especially those times spent swimming together. I can still picture myself laughing uncontrollably and peeing at the same time (Yes I am gross and I love it) as I swim towards my dad, eagerly pleading for him to lift me up and launch me across the pool. And there’s my mom, wearing her beloved Aston Villa cap, angrily shouting, “MARTIN YOU BLOODY WOLLY YOU COULD’VE KILLED HER!” She never wanted to get that bloody cap wet and she would just bloody float in the same spot for ages. So I would go under water and play Jaws with her, playfully tickling her legs underwater, forcing her to swim properly, God, I was a right little shit. Sadly now, those days are a distant memory, and it’s quite sad because many of the things we did back then, we can no longer do. Writing about it evokes a surge of emotions, as the thought of not being able to relive those precious moments upsets me.
I suppose you could call this a journal of my thoughts, or a chaotic collection of musings thrown together on a blog. This post might resonate with many, while others might ask, “What the bloody hell is she rambling about?” Is this what growing up is like—never knowing where you stand with yourself, constantly engaged in a 24/7 battle with your thoughts? As I write this, it might be one of my low days. On good days, I feel like I could win an Oscar, strutting down the street like a supermodel, effortlessly singing Kate Bush.
In a world filled with constant upheaval and crazy challenges, it’s only natural to experience these fluctuations in emotions and self-perception. How could one not feel this way? It’s important to recognise that many individuals go through similar phases of uncertainty and questioning. If I find myself struggling with body image issues, it’s an opportunity for self-reflection and personal growth. Perhaps it’s time to prioritise self-care, build self-confidence, and work on embracing the changes life brings.
Maybe it’s the realisation that life can be fleeting that has brought me to this contemplative state. I laugh now when I think back to those school days, impatiently staring at the clock at 10 a.m, desperately wishing the day would fast forward. “Why can’t I be 18 already?” “When am I going to get my first shag” I’d ponder. “I want to go out and party!” And then the thought of being married would consume my mind. It was as if I wanted to fast-forward through life. But here I am, at 31 years old, understanding the significance of cherishing every single moment. Life is short, unpredictable, and mental health becomes an ever-present concern. Honestly, growing up is an incredibly tough journey even more of a tough journey with dodgy bowels. It’s a constant reminder to seize each precious moment, embrace the unpredictability, and nurture our mental well-being along the way.
As I go through life, I’ve come to realise that I may never find all the answers to the countless questions swirling in my head. Maybe we’re all in the same boat, destined to have these never-ending inquiries without clear-cut solutions. Who knows? It’s actually kind of freeing to accept that I might not have all the answers. It allows me to embrace the unknown and find some sort of peace in the journey itself. Writing this out has given me a sense of relief to be honest, I feel like I have emptied all the weird thoughts out, and giving myself a break from the craziness inside my head. It’s a small step towards regaining my sanity and finding a bit of calm amidst the chaotic uncertainty of life.
It’s IBS Awareness Month, and while I know you guys love it when I talk about my arse, let’s get a little more serious. Living with IBS can be incredibly difficult, and I want to be 100% real with you here.
While I now make light of my IBS because I feel confident and in charge of my body, a few years back, it was a constant struggle for me to live with. Living with IBS can be incredibly challenging, affecting many aspects of your life, from what you eat to how you socialise. It can be embarrassing, frustrating, and isolating. I’ve canceled plans last minute, missed out on important milestone events and I have let people down. I felt incredibly alone and embarrassed to the point where I became suicidal about it. And yes, to answer that dreaded question – I have sh*t myself in public and it was horrific. It was at work and luckily, I had spare clothes on me at the time (Thanks to Paloma Faith as I was at her concert the day before) so I was lucky enough to get away with it. That was my first experience with IBS what followed was a load of diets, food intolerance tests which helped as I found out I had a yeast intolerance. A double-whammy when you have IBS, yeast intolerance makes it incredibly hard to enjoy the good stuff in life which is cake, bread, wine, and pretty much BLOODY EVERYTHING! This had a significant effect on my image and still effects me now, as my stomach would balloon, making me look heavily pregnant, and my face would swell up, making me look incredibly unhealthy. Let’s not forget hair loss, bad skin, rashes, joint pain, and more. Lord, give me a break! It got my down a lot, I thought there was no way out of this.
(IBS FLARE UP – AFTER NO FLARE UP)
So how the hell did we get here, bab? Well, I started speaking up! I just couldn’t keep coming up with bloody ‘sick’ excuses anymore. I was tired of hiding it, and once I admitted to having IBS, I realised that actually, a lot of people have it! It was amazing to hear so many people suffering from this condition – family, close friends, and even celebrities like Cher! obviously, its not nice to hear people suffering from ibs but I was just amazed at how many people have it. I found that the more I was open about it, the less stressed I was about it. My anxiety wasn’t at 100% anymore, and I felt better in myself, making fewer trips to the toilet and doctor’s office. I do believe that anxiety plays a massive part in IBS, and once you get control of that, I guarantee you’ll feel much better.
Hours spent on the toilet, a bloated stomach, and bags full of spare knickers— that’s IBS for you. It’s every bloody week, and it can hit you like a ton of bricks. One minute, you’re feeling okay, and the next, your mood hits rock-bottom. Whoever has IBS deserves a bloody medal, and having this health issue has made me realise how strong I really am. I let IBS stop me from living my life, I let it convince me that there was no way out but trust me babs, there are many ways to tackle IBS.
ALWAYS BE PREPARED – Carry spare underwear, plan your days out (know where the nearest toilets are) and take any mediciation like Imodium with you – I travelled acrosss America in a COACH! it was the scariest thing ever but I took medication and I listened to music that helped made me feel relaxed (Plenty of playlists on Spotify for nervy travellers!)
Never hide it – When you hide something it makes you more tense, more on edge and I felt this made it soo much worse for me. Be open, obviously you dont need to shout out “IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF” like I do all the time but just let your friends be aware if your not feeling too good and maybe have a conversation about it. I remember I mentioned it the first time to some of my blogging friends and it turned out, we all have IBS!
RELAX! The amount of times when I have had IBS flare ups and My Mom is there saying “just relax” and I have ended up nearly blowing her away with my arse, it dont work like that BUT there are a few techniques you can do to help calm you down. I realised that if I rock slowly back and forth and open a window that it helps to calm my anxiety down when I feel like I need to go. Many people have mentioned counting, singing, lying down and taking slow big breaths help.
AVOID what makes you ill – For me its coffee, and I love a good coffee now and again but I make sure I have it when I got nothing else to do because within 10 minutes I am on that toilet faster than bloody Road Runner.
If you are feeling down about your IBS, understand that you are not alone. It is actually more common than you might think. Worldwide, it is estimated that 30% of people experience symptoms of IBS, and only 15% have been diagnosed. This percentage is increasing every year. The more we talk about IBS, the less taboo the topic becomes. By having open conversations about this condition and listening to people’s needs, we can help IBS sufferers reduce their stress levels and make living with IBS easier. Talking about it and even having some fun with it can make you feel so much better. Now, I am at a point where I accept my body and can make light of IBS. After all, let’s be honest, poop is pretty hilarious, and everyone does it.
Let’s keep the conversation going and support each other. Together, we can raise awareness and remove the stigma surrounding IBS. This is a safe space for you to talk about your IBS and my email/DMS are always open, no shame, plus I just admitted to the whole of Birmingham that I have shitted myself! So, Woo!
Malmaison in Birmingham, where comfort meets style and some pretty fabulous Negroni sbagliatos! Located in the City Centre and part of the luxury Shopping centre “The Mailbox”, Malmaison is a prime location where hotel guests can enjoy the best of Birmingham. Exploring our fantastic museums and art galleries and going head over heels for our fashion retailers situated in the Bullring. I was kindly invited to stay over and enjoy the “The Mal experience” and live like a Rockstar for the night!
Please note that this experience was gifted, and this is my honest opinion.
Just a five-minute walk from the train station, you will find Malmaison tucked under the luxury shopping district “The Mailbox”. Hotel guests will first be greeted by a Starbucks on the side of the hotel, in which guests coming by train may be happy to see after a long train journey. The entrance is big, and the reception is just after the Starbucks on the left, checking in was easy and took five minutes. Staff are polite and friendly, and if you are new to the City they are ready with plenty of recommendations to make your visit to Birmingham a jam-packed one! There is lift access and by following the directions, it was pretty easy to find our room. Sleek throughout, it kind of gave me boujee Batman/Gotham vibes which I am all for!
Upon entering the room, we noticed the size straight away, for a standard room it’s pretty impressive. The room included a super king bed, en-suite with bath and shower, TV, desk with chair, two lounge chairs and two glasses of prosecco which was a lovely welcome gesture. Unfortunately, there wasn’t much of a view as the windows looked out onto buildings however, we were pretty impressed with the room. It was very clean, completely spotless actually and there were spare toiletries and tea/coffee facilities which I was very happy to see. Plenty of wardrobe space and plenty of space in general to do some exciting pre-dinner zoomies! A standard room is priced from £80-£120.
At 7pm we were called down for our dinner which took place in the Chez Mal Brasserie which is a very glitzy/glam restaurant that serves up British/American dishes with plenty of variety to cater for all. It was great to see a menu that catered for many allergies. From Tiger prawns to Slow braised Beef massaman curry, the menu was quite diverse, and the food was packed full of flavour. The curry was my favourite, and we ordered a couple of Negroni cocktails and prosecco. To finish we ordered the Chez Mal Vanilla Crème Brulee however it was a little bit bland. Service was sharp and attentive, and overall we enjoyed our dining experience.
After dinner, we were asked if we would like to check out the Nirvana suite (The coolest suite in Birmingham) of course we jumped at the chance as usually this suite is booked up. I think we got our first taste of Hollywood life when we entered the room, it was made for a Rockstar, equipped with a jacuzzi, a shower room that you could get a party of 15 in and a giant bed that even I could get lost in! Price-wise you are looking at around £350 which I thought was very generous as many suites in Birmingham are way over this price and don’t include a jacuzzi!
After a couple of more Negronis we headed back to our room and rested up. The bed swallowed us both up, it’s that huge I completely forgot my cousin was there! Morning came, and I awoke as fresh as daisy, possibly one of the best nights’ sleep I’ve had in a long time.
We headed downstairs to breakfast and tucked into a continental breakfast (£15) that included freshly baked pastries, a selection of cereals, fruits, fresh juices, and more. We were still quite full from our dinner the night before so we opted for cereal and pastries, all enjoyable. Again, service is very good and staff are very quick on refilling hot water/refilling the food, any mess made was cleaned up straight away.
Check-out was at 11am so we headed back to the room packed and headed out. Checking out was very easy and we left the hotel feeling refreshed. Overall, I enjoyed my stay at Malmaison, it has many positives; the location, spa facilities, and a fabulous bar and restaurant where you don’t exactly have to leave the hotel. I found it reasonable value for money and the location is superb, to get the best out of Birmingham, you are in the right place at Malmaison. The only downside was there was no view of the City in the room, but this was more than compensated for by the level of facilities and the service we received which were perfect.
A prime location for anyone visiting the City, Malmaison is the hotel to book and let your hair down and live the Rock ‘n’ Roll Lifestyle!
There are some getaways that will stick with you for many years to come, this is one of them. This couldn’t have come at a better time as the week before I was feeling so down and out, to be honest, I wasn’t sure I was going to go…Thank god, I did. Scenery that you could only imagine appearing in the movies, breath-taking views and a getaway that worked wonders for my mind, body and soul.
Please note that this experience was gifted, and this is my honest opinion.
THE APARTMENT
Located in Waterhead, across Lake Windermere and Ambleside Pier on your doorstep, you couldn’t get a more perfect location. It’s a 3-hour journey from Birmingham and we found the journey on a Friday morning quite easy-going. Built in the 1980s, Romney Grange is located in a prestigious development on the previous site of the Romney Hotel. There is parking available and also visitor parking on the next level, checking in is very easy and within five minutes we were in. The apartment offers two en-suite bedrooms, spacious living, and stunning views across Lake Windermere As the door opens, our eyes lit up and we both dropped our bags in amazement. The first thing that comes to mind is how stunning this apartment is and how HUGE it is, you could fit a party of 30 and more in here. Beautiful throughout, each room is decorated to the highest standards and the apartment offers westerly views over the lake and onto the Langdale pikes, as well as far-reaching southerly views down Lake Windermere itself. Sliding doors lead from the lounge onto the balcony, creating a private outdoor space to relax and unwind, this was perfect for our morning coffee. The apartment was spotless from top to bottom, not even Kim Woodburn would pick up a speck of dirt in here! The kitchen/dining area was my favourite room especially when the sun was going down which was beautiful. The living room was so spacious, I think on one sofa you could fit a family of six on – I looked like a right little hobbit on it, it even made my partner James who is 6 ft 6 look tiny! Everything you need is there from extra towels to milk to an interactive guide on the iPad – Which came in very handy as Natalie (The Owner) provided all the best recommendations from restaurants to bars to walks in the area – I hardly did any investigating at all! On a table, there were maps, guidebooks and everything you need to feel comfortable and prepared for your trip to the Lakes. The bedrooms were also stunning, nice and spacious with en-suites. That bath was utter bliss and yes, I went to town with the bubble bath. Walk-in showers that provided plenty of space to wash and do the Gangnam style dance. James couldn’t believe he could fit under the shower as a tall lad he struggles with life 90% of the time so, it was nice to see him get excited about this. Plenty of wardrobe space is available and each room provided a lovely view of the Countryside.
LOCATION
Waterhead is an ideal location; it is utterly charming and the perfect starting point for your Lakes getaway! The Pier is stunning and your able to travel to different parts of Lake Windermere via boat which came in very handy – We did use the boat and we also found travelling from car was pretty easy to do too. There is bus stops right outside the apartment making it extremely easy to visit other places such as Grasmere, Bowness and Hawkshead. Travelling around from the apartment I can guarantee you will find it extremely easy. I will do a full Lake District guide on this providing bar, restaurant and things to do recommendations – keep a look out for this over the next month. There was a lovely little coffee shop just outside the apartment (literally opposite) where we popped down for a morning coffee and sandwich, it was lovely, and they do a banging cheese and onion cob! Also, opposite the apartment was a fish and chip shop, restaurant, pet shop, and post office.
AMBLESIDE
You can walk to Ambleside town centre from Waterhead – It will take you 10 minutes. A lovely little town perfect to have a pint, a little shop and enjoy a lovely cooked meal. For food, I would recommend Lucy’s on a plate where I believe I found the bargain of the century – two courses for £20 where the food was just WOW! Baby Bobotie – EH? I thought what the heck is this reading the menu but then I was politely told it’s curried mince topped with egg custard, GENIUS! For mains I had the Lamb Tagine – I was lambing mad and totally cured of my lamb obsession after eating it – truly wonderful stuff from Lucy’s. Plenty of pubs you can pop into for a pint or tea rooms for a good cream team so I would recommend popping down to Ambleside.
SLEEP/NOISE
I was spoilt for choice, as I had two bedrooms to choose from. I can confirm both beds offer a comfortable sleep, my back never felt that good after waking up! In regard to noise, I found the apartment to be very quiet, I rarely heard anyone. Mostly every morning I went onto the balcony with a cup of coffee taking in the views, I was able to write which is something I have been struggling for a while to really concentrate on, but I just couldn’t stop my pen continuously hitting off my page. Fully engrossed in my writing, I have to thank Natalie for that! A perfect place for struggling Artists that’s for sure!
HOSTS
Natalie was helpful throughout, always there if we needed any help or any recommendations. The perfect host! We were just left to ourselves which was lovely really and if I had any questions I could just message Natalie and she was very quick to respond. To be honest, everything we needed was on the IPAD which provided a list of rules, instructions on electronics and basic information about the apartment, so we rarely had to contact Natalie other than to say, how bloody happy we were!
We couldn’t have asked for something more perfect, No.10 was just what we needed to get away from the hectic city life we live and enjoy a bit of quiet time. Waking up to stunning views of the Lakes with a cup of coffee – A real pinch-me moment and trust me, you will have plenty of these when you stay here. Natalie is the perfect host, the apartment was wonderful, and we were so relaxed, It was just flawless. If you’re looking somewhere to stay in the Lakes then book No.10, I bet my beret on it you will love it…and I bloody love my beret! Truly wonderful, thank you to Natalie for inviting me.
And here we go again…It’s that time of year that your bab has to remind you to spend a few bob to quiet down your partner’s gob! Its Valentines! Love is in the air, hearts are bloody everywhere (even on the Tampax tampons this year) and we are all looking to get out of the house and avoid the couch whether it’s a romantic candle-lit intimate dinner with that special someone or attending a bingo rave with your friends! Valentines should be for everyone and here is how you can spend it in Birmingham.
INDULGE IN A10-12 LUXURIOUS COURSE MENU FROM 670 GRAMS
Enjoy a 10-12 luxurious Course menu from 670 Grams in Digbeth. £120 (PP) you will enjoy 10-12 unforgettable courses by top Chef Kray Treadwell in the heart of The Custard Factory. This is a little bit different from your usual steak and blowjob V day – Expect the unexpected, Expect the unusual and expect…Well, expect a good bloody time and a full belly! This event is not to be missed!
If you and your partner like a bit of comedy then The Glee Club is certainly a great choice this Valentine’s. We have the famous LADY BUNNY (One for Ru Paul Drag Race fans out there) unmasked and unfiltered from £17.50 (PP) OR Thursday night Comedy which I voted the best Comedy Night in the Midlands! A fast-paced & spontaneous show, featuring top stand-up comedians and a big screen to bring you the best bits from the weird world of the web!
Book an unforgettable foodie experience at Hampton Manor (From £450 PP) – These are very popular so of course, Valentine’s day is booked up BUT dates are available before and after Valentine’s day for two-day stays. Indulge in a Michelin star dinner, enjoy a wood-fired feast in the Walled Garden and cosy up together and learn some inside secrets by taking part in a wine-tasting workshop. This is one to truly impress your significant other…James, I hope you are reading this.
Valentine’s day at home with Tutto Apposto – If you don’t fancy the overpriced steaks and the smoochy couples then what about a romantic meal at home? Step away from the Marks and Sparks meal deal, you deserve better and the Tutto Apposto dine at home Valentines meal is just what you deserve! The menu is quite delightful from Chocolate dipped strawberries that you can feed your partner or yourself to a Chateaubriand for two that can be shared by you and YOU! Price at £85 for 2, Its a steal!
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VALENTINES DAY AT THE MOVIES WITH LEO
How about a movie? Everyone love’s movies on Valentine’s day right? especially a Leonardo DiCaprio movie! So how about a Valentine’s Screening of Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo & Juliet at Millennium Point on 12th February? Tickets for Leonardo DiCaprio are £20 and that includes a comfy seat, a big screen with Leonardo DiCaprio’s face on and a complimentary bottle of chilled prosecco! Did I mention that Leonardo DiCaprio is in this?
You know Valentine’s isn’t just about celebrating it with your partners, it’s about celebrating it with friends too! So why don’t you get the babs out and attend Luna Springs GALENTINES BRUNCH?! Down some bottomless spritz and prepared to be lubed up, I beg your pardon?! I BEG NOT YOUR PARDON! We got some hunky shiny strippers in the house and a filthy drag queen host! Yes, there are zero tucks when it comes to this brunch. Tickets are available now priced from £29.00.
DINNER AND DRINKS AT THE SASSIEST CLUB IN BIRMINGHAM
The Pineapple Club have a new menu to celebrate this V day, you’ll be surrounded by botanical vibes and EXTRA cocktails plus indulging in some pretty delicious food. You can choose 2 small plates and 1 side OR 1 small plate and 2 sides. You will also get to choose 1 signature cocktail, house wine or draught beer, all for £25 pp! Come to the club babs, bring your partner, friends and the what the hell, bring the whole FAM!
Celebrate Valentine’s day with the whole gang by participating in a bingo rave! It’s bingo like you’ve never experienced before, it’s fast-paced with a lot of weirdness and shit prizes but you won’t care because you’ll be too busy laughing your head off at all the dodgy dance-offers, terrible twerking, and seriously painful jokes. Taking place at The Mill and tickets are priced at £11.25.
Attend Valentine’s day ball! Relive your inner Cinderella fantasy babs as The Nightingale are putting on a ball for singles to mingle! There are DJ’s, Drag and a massive dance floor for you to meet someone new or bring your loved ones and dance the night away! Tickets are priced at £8.17.
1920’S AFTERNOON TEA OR ROMANTIC BOUTIQUE STAY AT THE EDGBASTON BOUTIQUE
Afternoon tea and romantic stay packages will be available at The Edgbaston Hotel this Valentine, You will have the option to treat your loved ones to some chocolates, macaroons or Valentines celebration plates. All £10 to add to the booking. Within the hotel rooms, You will have the option to add on a Romance package this will be fizz, rose petals and chocolates or macaroons. £75 for champagne or £49 for prosecco. Afternoon tea is also available for couples, friends and families to get together to celebrate.
THE ULTIMATE LOVERS EXPERIENCE STAYING COOL AT THE ROTUNDA
The Ultimate lovers experience at Staying cool at The Rotunda in Birmingham. A room with a view (some incredible views let me add of Brum) this package offers you stylish accommodation where you can watch the twinkling lights of Brum at night from your rose-petaled bed with a chilled bottle of Lauren-Perrier Rose and a box of Charbonnel et Walker sea salt caramel truffles, Sounds romantic right? But wait, there’s more! You will wake up to fresh bagels and have a lovely bunch of seasonal flowers to give your loved one. This is an add on package when you book a room with The Rotunda priced at £95.
Matthew Bournes Nutcracker will be showing over the Valentines weekend at The Hippodrome, tickets are priced from £22.50. I know what you are thinking, The Nutcracker? In January? EH? But this one is a lot of fun and it’s for all seasons bab! Indulge in The sweetest of all treats this Valentine with your loved ones.
WINE TASTING, DELICIOUS SMALL PLATES AND LIVE MUSIC IN A TROPICAL GLASS HOUSE AT BOTANICAL GARDENS
Fancy an Intimate wine tasting in Botanical Gardens Tropical glass house? Botanical Gardens is collaborating with Wine Freedom and Ox & Origin to bring you a premium wine tasting evening where you will sample a few of Wine Freedoms specialist wines, indulge in premium small plates created by Top Chefs from Ox & Origin and enjoy an evening of live acoustic music. Taking place on 14th February at 6.30 pm – Tickets are £59 and will be released on Monday 24th January 2022
Encounter a unique tasting experience – Dining in the dark. You will be blindfolded and will be tasting a secret menu in pitch-black darkness. There are two dates – 31st January at The Botanist Birmingham and 1st February at The Canal House. Surprise your senses and test out your taste buds, try something completely different this Valentine’s!
Celebrate Valentine’s or maybe you just don’t care and want to enjoy a night out single or taken with your friends! Bierkeller is putting on the ultimate ANTI-VALENTINES party this year that involves a free cocktail and a free bench to stand up and twerk on plus the best free house, garage and Rnb sound from Joshy Rays. Tickets are £5.
The Ivy Temple Row has joined forces with Letters of Note to give diners a gift to treasure forever this Valentine’s Day. Love is an exclusive book compiled by Shaun Usher, featuring a collection of the most passionate love letters written in history, reimagined by The Ivy Collection with a bespoke cover and foreword. The book will be offered to all guests who book a table in the restaurant on Monday, 14 February.Inspired by love, a limited-edition cocktail menu designed to make even the cold-hearted blush will also be available for guests from Friday, 11 to Monday, 14 February, alongside Pillow Talk (£17.95), an indulgent sharing dessert featuring peach and raspberry parfait, white chocolate mousse, popping candy and a raspberry sauce.
You know me bab, I love a Hidden Gem especially one that is quite valuable. The only problem is when you stumble across one, you just want to keep it to yourself! Procaffeinate in Leamington Spa is that hidden gem.
I discovered them early this year wandering around the charity shops, it was pissing it down and I went in for shelter. I ordered a hot chocolate and it was almost like a scene out Willy Wonka, that first sip and it was like I found the mother of all hot chocolates. That’s when my obsession for Procaffeinate started and when they asked me to pop in on the weekend to try out the new brunch specials, I just couldn’t resist.
Please note that this experience was gifted, and this is my honest opinion.
Located on Clemens Street just a little bit further out from the main high street and I am kind of glad about it because this place would be packed out all the time. Located next to the canal, this darling cafe is one to tick off on your foodie list. Procaffeinate serves up good coffee, freshly baked cakes and hearty breakfast/brunch options from overnight oats to full English. It’s a reasonably sized cafe with indoor and outdoor seating, and dogs are welcome. They have a monthly specials menu that they change regularly, The new brunch specials include brunch muffins and Belgian waffles – from sweet to savoury. The menu offers options for veggie/vegans with plenty to choose from!
First things first, coffee. I went for a flat white with a shot of Pumpkin spice – You just can’t beat it. I always enjoy the coffee here and I was sitting in a cosy little corner inside the cafe. The staff are great here, always check up on you to see if everything is okay and always full of smiles. They are very easy to talk to and are great fun.
When it came down to ordering food, I was stuck between Chilli Avocado egg muffins and the savoury sweetheart Belgian waffle. I was advised by one of the lovely workers there that the Chilli Avocado egg option might be for the best as I am more of a savoury kind of person. Within ten minutes a very large plate of smashed avocado, chilli flakes, scrambled eggs, sundried tomatoes on two toasted muffins with a side of salad with balsamic dressing arrived. The portion is very generous, I found the dish very filling, packed with a punch of mouthwatering flavours. The chilli produced a tiny kick – easy to handle and everything tasted so fresh, very appetising and just what I needed on a Sunday morning. The eggs were cooked to perfection and I have to admit this is the best-scrambled eggs on muffins I have ever had – and I have this dish a lot! Costing under £10, it’s a great value dish that hits the right spot.
After dining I decided to have a little mooch around – They have a gorgeous outdoor terrace that overlooks the canal. What caught my eye whilst I was dining was that many people seemed to be disappearing through a Smeg fridge, So I did a bit of investigating. I realised the Smeg fridge lead to a secret downstairs dining room, equipped with plenty of seating, botanical bar and provides a great space for private parties and events, now this is my kind of Narnia.
Of course, I couldn’t leave without their famous hot chocolate and OH MY FLUMP, you are in for a treat! I went for the After Eight hot chocolate…Oh yes, it’s real alright and it’s every Instagrammer’s dream! This baby is as long as my right leg and tastes sensational. It’s cream for days and I am not going to lie its tricky to get stuck into at first especially if your a full-time lipstick addict like me but you know what the best thing to do is to just jump right in there, Get messy baby!
You are equipped with a spoon so if you don’t want to get messy you don’t have to…YAWN! The cream is freshly topped with an After Eight and a toasted marshmallow. Every time I try the hot chocolate at Procaffeinate I become more and more confident that they indeed do the best hot chocolate in The Midlands. It can’t be beaten.
Overall another fantastic visit to Procaffeinate, it’s quickly become one of my favourite independents in Leamington Spa and I am sure you can see why. They have a lot to offer here, from the Instagrammable hot chocolates to the great customer service, Procaffeinate is one Independent that you need to tick off before 2022.
Check out Procaffeinates website here and their Instagram here
Quite frankly organising Christmas parties can be a merry little pain in the ass from finding numbers to losing the numbers last minute as there is always a last-minute scrooge that dips out of the Christmas party. From having 50 bloody tabs open to searching deep into the Google lagoon of “Christmas parties in Birmingham” ending up on page 25 with Weatherspoons being a possible contender – Don’t let it be a contender. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could have what’s going on in Birmingham at Christmas all in one place? Well, just call me Bab Claus because I have created a little guide for you to book your Christmas shenanigans from pulling crackers over a three-course meal to wearing your best frock and hanging out of a dodgem with a bottle of Moet. This is your guide to getting festive AF bab.
PLEASE NOTE: ALL PHOTOS ARE NOT MINE – Photos have been credited to whom they belong to.
CHRISTMAS PARTIES
Rio Carnival 2021 THE NECThe Edgbaston Stadium
THE NEC – ASPEN ROCKS 2022 – Entertainment, Four course meal, DJ and dancefloor- Minimum booking requirement of 8 guests- Tickets available now purchase here
EDGBASTON STADIUM – Hollywood Glitz & Glamour – Live entertainment, three course meal, late bar until 1am – Group bookings are welcome – Tickets available now purchasehere
LIBRARY OF BIRMINGHAM – Peaky vs Gatsby -DJ & Disco, Three course meal – Group bookings are welcome – Tickets available now purchase here
ASTON VILLA PARK – Variety of themed Christmas party nights – three course meal – After dinner DJ & Disco – Tickets available now purchase here
ALOFT HOTEL/EASTSIDE ROOMS – The Greatest Christmas – Three course meal – Greatest show performance throughout dinner – Live band – Disco and DJ – Enquire now
THE GRAND HOTEL – Three course luxury lunch or Dinner – £45 or £65 depends on what menu you choose -Private dining for groups of six – Includes Christmas crackers and a glass of champagne – Book now
HOTEL DU VIN – Add a special touch to your event and dine in one of Hotel Du Vins unique private dining rooms and enjoy a delicious three course meal from £34.95 – Book now
LOVE LIFE – DIGBETH -Available from 28th November to Christmas Eve, Indulge in their authentic Mediterranean-inspired festive menu with seasonal cocktails. Lovelife invite guests to enjoy & explore their Festive Menu with 2-courses for £30 or 3-courses for £35 per person. Book your Christmas meal at Lovelife here
HAMPTON MANOR – Offering five different dining experiences this christmas -From festive lunches to private dining experiences for 10-16 guests with your very own chef and Host – Enquire about your experience now at Hampton Manor
SMOKE – Christmas Eve lunch at Smoke – Join Stu Deeley and the team at Smoke for lunch on Christmas Eve. Enjoy four-courses, including a la carte options like a proper beef wellington served up with madeira jus, and plenty of Stus legendary boulangère potatoes from £180.00 – Book your Christmas Eve lunch here
CHAKANA – Embark on a culinary journey with a set menu at Chakana in Moseley! Discover the exquisite SEA BREAM CEVICHE, a burst of fresh flavors that will awaken your palate, followed by a mouthwatering roast turkey adorned with all the festive trimmings. Chakana’s carefully curated set menu ensures a delightful dining experience that captures the essence of Peruvian cuisine at Christmas. Book your Christmas meal at Chakana.
KOI KI HARBORNE – A range of “Wave” menus available staring from £34.95 for set menus and can range up to £64.95 – perfect for large groups – Book your Christmas meal at Koi Ki
NOELS – Festive 3 course dinner for £34.95 and Festive lunch is also available – Private dining options are available – Book your Christmas meal at Noels
REVOLUCION DE CUBA – Festive Brunch from £30 pp or 2/3 course Christmas meal from £24.95 – Suitable for groups – book your christmas meal now
DIRTY MARTINI – Serving up a variety of Christmas festivities from Christmas brunches from £35 to Christmas platters priced at £25 pp for your party – Book your festive package with Dirty Martini
LASAN – Festive three Course £45.95 per person or Four Course £49.95 per person -Glass of bubbly on arrival for extra £5.50 – Book your Christmas meal at Lasan
THE ROLLING MILL – 2 courses for £26.96 and 3 courses £35.00 – To book email Info@therollingmill.co.uk andvisit their website here
THE CANAL HOUSE – Christmas party dining – 2 courses for £27.95 or 3 courses for £34.95 – menu available from 21st November to 24th December for groups of 6 or more – Private dining space is available – Book your Christmas meal now with The Canal House
BROWNS – 3 course festive menu from £29 for your whole party to enjoy – Available from 17th November – 31st December 2021- Book your Christmas meal at Browns
BODEGA – Seat and feed up to 60 people in their private bar, ‘The Sugarloaf’ offering all guests a tasty three-course meal full of the delights of south American cuisine – Can provide a Cocktail Masterclass offering guests the chance to learn, sample, and enjoy the art of cocktail making with some of the best bartenders in Birmingham – Christmas buffet is also available – Enquire about your Christmas party with Bodega
MEAL & REEL AT THE MAC BIRMINGHAM: ELF. -More family friendly Reel & Meal delights, but this time with a festive twist, courtesy of Christmas classic Elf. Ticket start from £16.00 and event is on Saturday 23rd December. Book your tickets here
ROXY BALLROOM – Festive feast plus two free drinks for £28 pp – £5 extra for a bellini reception – Great for groups – add on bowling or beer pong – Book your festive package with Roxy Ballroom
THE BOX – BRINDLEYPLACE – There’s no better place to spend the holiday season in Birmingham than at BOX, your favourite place to WATCH, PLAY and PARTY. They are the ultimate festive destination whether getting together with your mates over a game of shuffleboard or for a big Christmas night out in Birmingham.Festive Bottomless brunch is available priced at £37.95. – Book your experience with BOX now
THE GLEE CLUB – Birmingham Christmas Comedy Specials at The Glee Club offer you a superbatmosphere with four top stand-up comedians and an after party to keep celebrations going into the night – You can book tickets now
FIGHT CLUB – Darts and cocktails – Add some joy to your festive celebrations with a cocktail or two (or three) and a bit of friendly competition – Book your experience with Fight Club
Willies, Titties, strippies and Carole Baskin costumes? I have had my fair share of Hen dos in Birmingham. Some sophisticated and some that still give me nightmares to this day but planning a hen do was something that was completely new to me and even more of a nightmare! From people dropping out last minute to sending hundreds of desperate emails to venues. It’s a bloody nightmare and I wish there was a guide or something to help us poor Maid of Honours/Best men out. So I decided to put a guide together to make life a little bit easier for those who are organising a Hen/Stag do. Birmingham is great for these, perfect actually. We offer a variety of events/activities for groups to enjoy, from partying on boats to hanging from bars in the evening, having a Stag/Hen do in Birmingham is certainly the right choice and the place to be Babs! So let’s start with the top 50 hen party ideas in Birmingham and don’t worry stags, you are next!
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THE BIG BIRMINGHAM BAKE – DIGBETH
Ready, steady, BAKE! In Digbeth you will find the Big Birmingham Bake where you go against your friends/family and have 90 minutes to create your winning bake, it could be a complete masterpiece or an absolute mess! One thing is sure this is a great activity to do with all your friends and family! Prosecco provided and you can also buy a bridal apron and baking hat for the bride to be!
One of my favourite afternoon teas in Birmingham, this one is sure to make jaws drop! Step back in time and enjoy a sophisticated afternoon tea with friends and family. Choose from traditional to Laurent Perrier Rose afternoon tea from £29.50.
Get kitted out in your helmet, knee pads, gloves and safety glasses and follow the ranger deep into the jungle trails as they guide you on your quest to escape. The perfect adventure activity for families or any group celebration experience.To book or reserve your Jungle Escape adventure, just call 0121 323 1000 or head on over to their website here to book
JEWELLERY WORKSHOP AT THE WORKING CLASP
Get to make jewellery from a range of laser cut charms that have been lovingly designed and finished by Rebecca Cowley at her studio in The Old Printworks, Birmingham. The workshops suit all levels and include all materials.
Le Keux in Digbeth have a range of hen do activities for you to choose, from having a complete make over to burlesque dancing. If you are a fan of the 1950s you will love this!
If you love TJ cocktails or just cocktails in general, then come learn how to make some of your favourites with the Tonight Josephine team. They’ll give you a welcome cocktail, play games and teach you and your gang how to make two more cocktails. Various times are available and early bookings are highly recommended.
Smokey cocktails, cocktail wizards, fire and awesome food – Personally I feel this is one of the best bottomless brunches in Birmingham. Operating Friday, Saturday and Sunday – Book in now
Batter up Bab with some awesome games for you and the whole group to enjoy! There is also a great bar serving up plenty of delicious cocktails, street food and batting cages!
STREET FOOD, GERMAN BEER AND DRAG QUEENS AT ZUMHOF BIERGARTEN
Live music and entertainment – Think touring bands, queer cabaret, DJ’s, and drag, every weekend at the Yard! Lets not forget about their extensive beer list, the best in Birmingham street food traders and epic vibes. Great venue for groups and a definite must-visit.
Celebrate your hen do on a party boat and see the city in a whole new light. Get in touch with Central Boat Parties in Birmingham to discuss your requirements with their professional crew to create the perfect hen do!
Make your own beautiful handmade flower crown, perfect for any festival themed event, summer hen weekend, birthday party or baby shower. Everyone can select flowers to their preferred colour scheme and create crowns to their own taste. Or even matched with the season – use colourful bold silk flowers to create a statement Summer crown or more subtle foliage for a chic Spring flower crown.
ITALIAN FOOD AND COCKTAILS EXPERIENCE WITH ROSA COOKERY SCHOOL
Italian inspired cookery classes are designed to give you the skills and ideas to inspire and equip you to produce great food, with the minimum of fuss and the maximum of enjoyment – from everyday family meals to ideas for special meals to impress. Come along to one of the cookery days for an enjoyable hands on experience and leave with a host of recipes and tips. Start with coffee and homemade cake, relax and enjoy a demonstration that will include different skills and techniques, then get your pinny on and make a range of dishes yourself. Finally enjoy the fruits of your labours with a meal and a glass of wine together before heading home with some samples to remind you of your day.
Because who doesn’t love chocolate? The gourmet chocolate tasting experience involves, single origin chocolate, ganache, caramel and cacoa tasting sessions with tasting notes and a brief talk. You will learn about best ways to taste chocolate and what to look out for.
A crazy mix of traditional bingo, dance-offs, rave intervals, audience participation and countless magical moments, currently taking place in almost 50 locations around the world. Bongo’s Bingo is a wild shared social extravaganza and a night of pure nostalgic escapism, with the chance to win iconic prizes from giant pink unicorns and Henry Hoovers to mobility scooters and karaoke machines at each and every show.It’s immersive, inclusive and incredible. Everyone from 18 to 92 plays and parties together. There are no barriers and no limits.
Join Fight Club in Birmingham for their Brunch Social every Thursday to Sunday with Prosecco and bottomless pizza! If you fancy adding a competitive twist to your daytime gatherings, add 1 hour of Social Darts to your Brunch Social!
Bopottomless returns at the Old Crown with unlimited beer, cocktails or fizz for the first 90 mins of your booking and any BopKebabs main meal of your choice for £25 pp. Please check with The Crown to see when Bopottomless is back on!
NQ64 is an arcade bar located in the heart of the Custard Factory inviting gamers to relive their childhoods with classic 80s/90s arcade games and is a great place for groups to come together and get competitive!
It’s bowling like you’ve never seen it before for the very good people of Birmingham. Think walnut lanes, Beer Pong, retro arcades and shuffleboard, making it a great choice for hen parties!
Learn a Spice Girls routine with your very own dance instructor with a bottle of bubbly held in a private venue for you all to find your inner Spice Girl.
The Grand should be experienced by all, if you fancy a sophisticated evening why not book into the Madeline bar and have a couple of cocktails with friends.
One third of the Bierkeller Entertainment Complex, Bierkeller is a fantastic dining and entertainment venue in Birmingham. Long bench seating, Oompah bands, authentic Bavarian food, the finest selection of beer and much more!
The sassiest bar in Birmingham. Offering a variety of cocktails and spirits, small tapas style plates to meat and cheese sharing boards. Botanical interior, lots of pink and luxurious suede – and yes it’s very “Instagrammable”
A paradise for Instagrammers, 202 Kitchen provides plenty of photo opportunities, EXTRA cocktails, street food and more. Moving to Birmingham City centre, you can book your table now
Ever fancied being in your very own pop video? well now you can with go-experience who deliver unforgettable pop video party packages for hen parties! Before the big day, you and your friends can choose your favourite song. On the day your filmmaker and choreographer will take you through the moves and direct you every step of the way, whilst your make-up artists will make you look and feel fantastic.There’ll be a welcome glass of bubbly to help with any nerves, lots of laughs and great photo opportunities.
Spa day at The Cube is the ultimate in relaxation. You will be provided with a locker for the day. You are then free to enjoy all the facilities of the club and spa.Your day will also include a delicious lunch, or light dinner. There is a great variety of packages on offer for you to choose from So relax, You deserve it!
The Glee Clubs are a group of live comedy, music and special events venues. They are the home of stand-up comedy, with regular mixed-bill weekend shows and big names on tour with their solo shows. They also host inspiring music gigs, spoken word & talks events and cabaret & burlesque shows.
Located in the heart of The Jewellery Quarter of Birmingham, the Jam House occupies a traditional and Historic Georgian Building looking out on to the picturesque St Paul’s Square. The Jam House is a landmark, long standing, award-winning venue offering a unique combination of live music, good food and great times!
All the fun of a Genting casino, plus a little bit of everything you love and more from the rest of Resorts World, all under one roof. Hit the slots with your hen party and you never know, you might get lucky!
CREATE YOUR OWN PLAYLIST AND ENJOY LIVE MUSIC AT LATEST BAR OPENING JUKEBOXERS
Latest bar opening “Jukeboxers” is a new piano duelling bar where you can choose the music and listen to some fantastic live music – From Whitney to Nicki, the band can pretty much perform anything! They also have a great menu where you can order sassy cocktails and dead frog shots. This place is all about good vibes and enjoying live music again, a great place to book your hen party!
Digbeth Dining Club is one of the UK’s leading operators of street food venues and events. It’s a great place for groups to tuck into some delicious street food and have a couple of drinks. Perfect place to start pre-drinking!
For more information about Digbeth Dining Club events check here
GO ON HOLIDAY TO BIRDIES BAB
Birminghams very own tropical paradise in the heart of Digbeth. Birdies is an outdoor cocktail bar with a beach/island theme selling refreshing cocktails and bloody good BBQ food. They offer a great bottomless brunch with tacos that is definitely worth looking into!
Welcome to the upside down of Birmingham. Ghetto golf is the venue that offers a combination of a seriously twisted 18 hole crazy golf in the heart of the Custard Factory, with an exceptional cocktail bar in Birmingham. Graffiti and incredible artwork everywhere makes them a must do experience in the Birmingham scene.
Loki wine tasting events are like no other. They are trying to get away from the formal sit down wine tasting and make wine tasting more interactive and an experience rather than the more traditional style corporate wine tasting event. The format that they use gives you the advantage of having a wine tasting that focuses mainly on networking. They have five versions of cheese and wine tastings so you can explore a number of different cheese & wine combinations. These cheese and wine tastings are very popular so make sure you book in quickly!
A chance to see Birmingham from a different perspective, no previous experience required for this guided kayak tour on the canal. Their guides will lead you on a journey through the City’s heart on their kayaks that are stable and ideal for beginners and experience kayakers alike. A great experience for you to enjoy with your friends!
Pamper yourself at the Malmaison Spa at The Mailbox, enjoy relaxing with ESPA and Nimue face and body treatments and explore the great variety of Spa Packages at Malmaison.
Toboggan on real snow down the 170 metre main slope with your hen party or have a ski lesson – If the cold is not for you then you can head down to the spa and have a dip in the pool!
HAVE A COCKTAIL WITH THE GIRLS AND TAKE IN THE VIEW OF BIRMINGHAM AT THE CUBE
Cocktails and looking out on the best view of Birmingham at The Cube at the Mailbox. Its quite spectacular and you can also stay at The Cube with Hotel Indigo and I would definitely recommend the club rooms with balcony!
We are doing something a little bit different babs, introducing guests posts! I have decided to team up with some of Birmingham’s best bloggers/writers and let them take over the blog. So, let me introduce the talented Small House Big Trips and the lovely bab behind it, KELLY. Kelly documents family days out and things to do with the kiddos from cheap and cheerful days out to those exciting and memorable special occasions for the little ones. The blog is jam-packed with great advice, reviews, features and more. I am so excited to team up with Kelly to bring you this fantastic guide for you to use this Summer, She has worked extremely hard on it so please give Small House big trips a follow here.
The summer holidays are nearly here and SmallHouseBigTrips and Bab About Town have decided to join together to bring you the best 20 Birmingham based things to do with your children this summer. Some are FREE, some are a little money and then we have a few splurge choices for those with some spare money to spend.
1)LEGOLAND NINJAGO EVENT AND LEGOLAND DISCOVERY CENTRE
Real and virtual worlds collide, as you have the chance to enter the world of NINJAGO and complete exciting challenges alongside your favourite characters as part of the brand new AR experience! Join Lloyd, Cole, Zane, Jay, Kai and Nya to ‘BE NINJA’ on the quest to find the six golden fragments and learn their moves as real and virtual worlds collide. Restore the Golden Amulet and be rewarded as you complete the challenges. Plus, continue the adventure as LEGOLAND celebrate 10 years of LEGO NINJAGO.
Find the Golden ninja in MINILAND – The hunt is on to spot Lloyd, Kai, Cole, Zane, Jay and Master Wu, so they can start their adventure.
Meet Your LEGO NINJAGO hero, Lloyd!
Build a Ninja creation for a chance to win a rare Golden Amulet!
Experience LEGO NINJAGO in the 4D cinema!
Race your LEGO NINJAGO build down the zip line challenge!
Not forgetting all of the usual LEGOtastic activities including 2 rides!
Share the joy, lose yourself in the spirit of LEGO NINJAGO and feel what it’s really like to Be Ninja!
2) SEA LIFE CENTRE
Come and adventure into the rarely seen Antarctic landscape and marvel at the cheeky antics of the penguins as they dive into the icy waters and play in their icy home. See the shark lagoon, the reef area, check out some of the creatures that live amongst a rockpool and if you are lucky, you might get a little stroke. See Nemo fish, rays, seahorses and even an octopus and the psychic Sea Otters who enjoyed guessing the Euro 2021 results. Along with the 4d cinema, there is plenty to see and do here.
3) TREETOP GOLF
Birminghams newest family attraction, Treetop Golf provides fun for all of the family, from toddlers to Great Grandads, every one can join in. Come and play one or even both of the two indoor, 18-hole mini golf courses. Tackle the Tropical Trail or Ancient Explorer then brave the Bonus 19th hole to win a free round.With a bar serving brilliant mocktails for the little ones, cocktails for the adults, tasty pizzas and other treats, it’s a great choice for a morning or afternoon trip. If you arrive before midday you get to play the 2 courses for the price of 1.
4) THINKTANK AND BIRMINGHAM MUSEUMS
Birmingham Museums have you covered over the school holidays (and pretty much any other time to be quite frank). With a number of activities over the holidays all priced really well there is something for everyone.Thinktank is the perfect day out for all the family this summer with a huge variety of fun and inspiring things to do for children (and adults) of all ages. Kids can play in MiniBrum – Thinktank’s interactive mini city where children are in charge. Children can have a go at all the different jobs that it takes to run a city in a space that was designed by children, for children.
Visit the 4K planetarium where you can explore outer space, an outdoor science garden where engineering and mechanics come to life and fantastic industrial collections including the City of Birmingham steam engine and a Spitfire. There are also displays on dinosaurs and wildlife that will wow visitors of all ages. And a fantastic medicine section which I really enjoyed. The brand new ‘Our Changing Planet’ gallery looks at the Science behind climate change and the impact that mankind is having on the planet.
Blakesley Hall have some superhero trails and pirate days – perfect for little adventurers, BioBlitz sessions, an insect photography workshop and The Crescent Theatre will be doing an outdoor performance of Pygmalion.
Aston Hall have the Sonia Sabri Company doing a live performance of Same Same… But Different. They also have Tall Tales doing a performance of Beauty and the Beast, a BioBlitz session and Tread the Board and Attic Theatre will be doing a live performance of Alice in Wonderland. If you love a bit of competition, the Aston Community Games are on too.
Birmingham Museums have many more events on including in the Jewellery Quarter, Soho House and more. Do check on their website where you can also prebook tickets.
5) DIGBETH FUN FAIR
Who needs to go to Weston Super Mare when you have Digbeth Fun Fair right in the Centre of Birmingham. Now featuring a beach and deckchairs too, this is a great place to visit. Rides for all ages from toddlers to grown ups. Every one will find something they will enjoy. If you’re not a fan of rides, how about the leisurely big wheel with epic views across the City?
6) BIRMINGHAM BOTANICAL GARDENS
Birmingham Botanical Gardens offers something for everyone, be it one of the four stunning glasshouses showing tropical rainforest to arid desert, epic playground for children, tearoom and garden gift shop all surrounded by some of the most beautiful gardens in the UK.
Pack a picnic and have a glorious relax on the green in front of the Victorian Bandstand.
7) RUSK UK
Birminghams biggest trampoline park, boasting an impressive 35,000 square feet of excitement and adrenaline filled fun is a must visit. With over 100 wall to wall interconnected trampolines for you to bounce on, either solo or with friends/family, battle beams, foam pits, a trapeze, basket ball hoop, slackline, wipeout and an assault course, along with a designated toddler area, there is something for everyone.
8) LIL’S PARLOUR
Ice Cream like no other. A traditional whip ice cream, topped with a variety of different choices. Lil’s Parlour has also raised money to give FREE ice cream to those whose families may normally be unable to buy some. Contact Lil’s Parlour for the code word (if you need it and want to treat the kids) and pop along to treat your little ones.
9) CANNON HILL PARK
One of my favourite parks in Birmingham. Cannon Hill has a playground, swan boats on the lake, a mini theme park (for ages 2 to 10), outdoor adventure golf with water features, beautiful flowers, plenty of green space to picnic or have a run around and it is also the home to Midlands Art Centre (MAC) who have a cinema, theatre, art exhibitions and the cutest café for food and drinks called Book KILN Café.
Check out their website for events over the School Holidays including Sarah and Duck Theatre Show, The Greenhouse (a magical dance performance) and Horrible Histories live on stage.
10) BIRMINGHAM WILDLIFE CONSERVATION PARK
Next door to Cannon Hill Park is the old Birmingham Zoo. Birmingham Wildlife Conservation Park is home to a unique collection of animals from across the world, including Red Pandas, lemurs, reptiles, meerkats, otters, birds, wallabies and a large collection of monkeys.
Some of the animals are endangered in the wild and the Conservation Park play an important role by participating in endangered species breeding programmes. With a café on site and small soft play too.
11) ACKERS ADVENTURE
At charity run Ackers, there is a plethora of fun and exciting activities for you to enjoy. Disc Golf, Skiing, Snowboarding, Tubing, tobogganing, Canoeing and Kayaking, archery, bell boating, bushcraft, Wall Climbing, abseiling and zip wire. Plenty for you to book on and do.
12) CADBURY WORLD
Uncover a world of chocolatey delights and enjoy a fascinating, fun-packed day out at Cadbury World! You’ll learn how your favourite confectioneries are made, play in virtual chocolate rain, and add your favourite treat to a delicious pot of warm melted Cadbury Dairy Milk. Discover the origins of the cocoa bean, before hopping aboard the magical ‘Cadabra’ ride, meeting the infamous Cadbury drumming gorilla! Plus, join Freddo and the whole gang of Cadbury characters as they whisk you away on a wondrous journey in the 4D Chocolate Adventure cinema experience, complete with motion seats. Dive into a bowl of liquid Cadbury Dairy Milk, ride the Crunchie Rollercoaster and take to the skies in a Cadbury Creme Egg airship, piloted by the Caramel Bunny.
13) MOSELEY ROAD BATHS
Grandiose Gothic Renaissance pool building with many original features. No need to book your swimming slot, check the timetable online and just turn up.
14) OLD RECTORY FARM
Although only a small farm, The Old Rectory Farm has been fully restored and operates as a demonstration farm, showing traditional methods of farming.
Animals kept at the farm include Jersey cattle, pigs, goats, ponies, ducks, chickens and geese. It is located right next to one of the best spots to watch the aeroplanes fly by. Walk along the playing fields and you’ll get right to the section where the planes take off and fly right over your heads. Perfect for any Plane enthusiasts.
15) MARTINEAU GARDENS
Martineau Gardens is a beautiful therapeutic community garden and a charity, located two miles from Birmingham City Centre. An oasis for wildlife, a haven of tranquillity, a destination for an outdoor escape, there are two and a half acres of organically managed landscape for you to explore.
Garden highlights include: an orchard growing figs, mulberries, grapes and apples, demonstration vegetable and herb beds, a woodland home (with SLINC status) to Pipistrelle bats, badgers and birds and many species of fungi, nature trail, formal garden with unusual trees and shrubs, children’s wooden shipwrecked play area, sales area selling plants and homemade jams made from the fruits of the garden, a hot house, wildflower meadows, bird hide, ponds, beehives and earth oven.
16) SUTTON PARK
Sutton Park is a 2,400 acre National Nature Reserve located 6 miles north of the city centre. It’s one of the largest urban parks in Europe and is designated as a Site of Special Scientific Interest.
With open heathland, woodlands, seven lakes, wetlands, and marshes – each with its own rich variety of plants and wildlife, some rarely seen in the region, you could spend hours exploring here. Cattle and wild ponies graze on the land, you can hire adult bicycles to ride around the park, visit one of 4 restaurants/cafes in the park including a Toby Carvery, Miller and Carter, The Bracebridge and Blackroot Bistro or grab an ice cream from one of the ice cream trucks around the park. The park also has 2 childrens play areas – with Banners Gate being the best.
17) THE LIBRARY OF BIRMINGHAM
The Library of Birmingham provides a showcase for Birmingham’s internationally important collections of archives, photography and rare books. Facilities include a state-of-the-art gallery space, opening up public access to the collections. It is also home to the BFI Mediatheque, providing free access to the National Film Archive.
Other facilities include a flexible studio theatre, an outdoor amphitheatre and other informal performance spaces and dedicated spaces for children and teenagers. Why not bring your children to explore the Children’s Library here.
18) LAPWORTH MUSEUM OF GEOLOGY
Enabling visitors to explore life over the past 3.5 billion years, the Lapworth Museum showcases exceptional objects from one of the UK’s most outstanding geological collections. Our state-of-the-art galleries and range of innovative and interactive exhibits are all completely free of charge.
From rocks and fossils to volcanoes, earthquakes, and even dinosaurs, the Museum captures the imagination of all ages.
19) BEAR GRYLLS ADVENTURE
Escape the ordinary and experience the awesome at The Bear Grylls Adventure. Indoor and outdoor activity centre at The NEC Birmingham. Take part in the assault course, escape room, swim with sharks, high ropes course and more. This isn’t for the faint hearted.
20) A WALK AROUND DIBETH
Last but definitely not least, how about having a walk around Digbeth to view the amazing art work.
Green’s is a chic cocktail bar based in Mell Square Centre in Solihull. They have just launched their new ‘Bottomless’ experience and I was kindly invited to be one of the first to try it out. Now I am partial to a boozy brunch but there is so much more to this experience then just getting punters trolleyed. The details, the effort and the thought that is behind this experience puts it right at the top of the best bottomless experiences I have ever had…Intrigued? Let’s do this…
Please note that this experience was gifted, and this is my honest opinion.
Green’s latest boozy experience Bottomless gives you 90 minutes of unlimited drinks alongside a choice of grazing board and daiquiri soaked strawberries and cream for just £36. First impressions upon entering the cocktail bar is that it’s gorgeous. Insta-addicts will be scrambling for their phones as soon as they step in due to the eye-catching Blossom tree centrepiece. Suede seating, marble tables, an art-deco inspired bar and lots of botanical vibes; oh yes Green’s likes to make a dazzling first impression.
Your 90 minutes start soon as your order is processed. My cousin and I sat down and a waiter was over in seconds to take our order. We decided to go for cocktails. The menu is very impressive, possibly the best bottomless options I have ever come across. Usually with these sort of affairs you’re either limited to Prosecco or overly sweet porn star martinis. So it was a nice surprise to see options such as gin, vodka, rum and mixers, wine, Corona on draught as well as the standard ‘bottomless’ faves.
The first cocktail I ordered was a “Whoopsy Daisy” – a rhubarb and raspberry gin number. Vibrant, fruity and a winning first cocktail, no complaints here. Soon after our cocktails were served, we were asked what grazing board we wanted, we both leapt at the same time for the meat and cheese board. The board is for two people to share however I can see a group of four easily sharing it. The cheeses and meats are locally sourced and the portions are perfect, maybe even a bit generous or perhaps it’s just that a couple of places I have visited recently have been stingy on the food offering for bottomless brunches.
What’s included in the grazing board:
Cheeses: Black bomber cheddar, Sparkenhoe red leicester, Oxford blue, Godminster black truffle, Waterloo, Baron bigod, and Nettle Yarg.
Meats: Venison salami, Smoked venison salami, Wagyu beef salami, Salt and pepper salami, and Rosemary salami.
Halkidiki and kalamata olives in rose harissa
Debs of Harborne chilli jam
This is possibly the best meat and cheese board I have ever had. The variety was incredible and it was great to see a local independent such as Debs of Harborne making an appearance, especially as I have been wanting to get my hands on Deb’s jam for ages. Independents supporting independents, I’m all for it. The board really complimented the cocktail and as it was plentiful we enjoyed having something to pick at while drinking our cocktails.
The Daiquiri soaked strawberries and cream followed after (not straight away but perfectly timed to give us a breather). Sweet and satisfying. We were both full and very satisfied, but the cocktail show must go on…
We experimented and tried cocktails we wouldn’t usually go for and we asked the manager for suggestions who was very happy to help out. Every single cocktail I had, I liked. Attention! Clean up on aisle eight. We have a drunken Bab. Terry’s Dark Horse was one of my favourites, an orange twist on an Espresso Martini. Velvet Society was another favourite – cocktail meets pudding I would say. Passionfruit, champagne and vanilla ice cream – delish!
As I said before the variety of cocktails that are on offer is remarkable, is this really all for £36?! Each cocktail costs between £8-10 – we managed five each and I woke up the next morning with no regrets and no hangover. What Green’s has done is completely changed bottomless brunch in my eyes. I know it’s not a ‘brunch’ per se but I’ll take pudding cocktails and a black bomber any day over shrivelled eggs with no yolk pop and an insane amount of avocado. I like to pick, I like to graze, and I like to take my time. I know we were on a time limit, but we didn’t feel rushed at all. After our bottomless experience we enjoyed live music from Esther Turner, it was the perfect ending to a perfect night. Do me a favour? Don’t go here. Just let me have Green’s all to myself, please?
